Rashpaw: HellO there, fellow warriors! I'm Rashpaw, you're wonderful host!

Chip: Ahem, I'm Chip, you're super amazing host.

Rashpaw: Well I'm better?

Chip: No you're not?

Rashpaw: Shut up you're not even a warrior you loner

Chip: Yeah well

Cobrastar: (from behind the sets) OOOOOKAY

Rashpaw: Oh yeaaaaah. (Grins at camera) Ok so today, we are going to ask our fellow Mary sue-eh, I mean, mainstream warrior cats about how they REALLY feel.

Chip: First off, Crookedstar!

Crookedstar: (Floats in from StarClan) Umn..

Chip: Crookedstar, how do you feel when cats stare at your jaw-

Crookedstar: Uh I feel awkward, and-

Rashpaw: Crookedstar, listen to me. Remember when, like, you got chosen to go on that petty border patrol, to invade Sunningrocks?

Crookedstar: (Puffs up) Yeah, I sure rocked-

Rashpaw: And your mother was a puss face to you, right?

Crookedstar: Yeah, but not anymore-

Rashpaw: And you were all, I'll mark Sunningrocks with the honor of every cat or somthing majestic like that?

Crookedstar: Yeah...

Rashpaw: But when you "mark your territory" you actually PEE, right

Chip: Ummn

Crookedstar: Yeaaaah...

Rashpaw: So you were saying, I'l PEE with the honor of my clanmates?!

Crookedstar: (Pokerface)

Chip: Dude.

Corbrastar: (Backstage) Uh...NEXT!

Chip: (Shoves Crookedstar out)

Rashpaw: Next is.. (makes disgusted face) Chip, you say it.

Chip: Ew no, I hate her!

(They argue, then Corbrastar yells, NEXT, MILLIE!)

Millie strides in

Millie: Hello, dears! (Purrs)

Rashpaw: (disgusted) Hi, Millie.

Chip: Oookey, so Millie. Tell us. WHY did you (leans in close) abondon you kits?

Millie: (Shocked) I did NOT abandon my KITS! They are my PRECIOUS treasures! Me and Greystripes!

Rashpaw: *cough*Cuz you raped him*cough*

Chip: She means...you, taped him?

Millie:Wha

Chip: Ok, so, you know, YOU forced Blossomfall to go to the Dark Forest

Millie: No...

Chip: Uh, yeah?

Millie: Yeah, but...she ditch them though?

Rashpaw: Yeah, but she still hates you no one likes you you're just a stupid little loser kittypet. Heck FIRESTAR is cooler than you.

Millie: Whatever! I had enough! (Starts to walk out)

Rashpaw: NEXT!

Silverstream: Hello young'uns, I'm please to meet- (sees Millie)

Millie: Oh, it's you.

Silverstream: Yes, and luckily, I don't let my children become allies with Tigerstar?

Rashpaw: Ok so how do you really feel about Millie:

Silverstream: (Leaps on Millie and they start fighting)

Greystripe: (Walks in) Oh hey I- lordy what's goin on

Millie: GREYSTRIPE! Tell me, who do you like best me or her?

Greystripe: Ummmmn

Millie: TELL ME OR I WILL KILL YOU BY RIPPING OFF YOUR FAT FACE

Silverstream: I won't

Greystripe: OH look, it's time to go bye I see Blackstar calling me? (Runs off)

Millie and Silverstream: (Chases Greystripe) Hey! Tell us!

Rashpaw: What a lovely threesome

Next chapter for next show!~Cobrastar