Rashpaw: HellO there, fellow warriors! I'm Rashpaw, you're wonderful host!
Chip: Ahem, I'm Chip, you're super amazing host.
Rashpaw: Well I'm better?
Chip: No you're not?
Rashpaw: Shut up you're not even a warrior you loner
Chip: Yeah well
Cobrastar: (from behind the sets) OOOOOKAY
Rashpaw: Oh yeaaaaah. (Grins at camera) Ok so today, we are going to ask our fellow Mary sue-eh, I mean, mainstream warrior cats about how they REALLY feel.
Chip: First off, Crookedstar!
Crookedstar: (Floats in from StarClan) Umn..
Chip: Crookedstar, how do you feel when cats stare at your jaw-
Crookedstar: Uh I feel awkward, and-
Rashpaw: Crookedstar, listen to me. Remember when, like, you got chosen to go on that petty border patrol, to invade Sunningrocks?
Crookedstar: (Puffs up) Yeah, I sure rocked-
Rashpaw: And your mother was a puss face to you, right?
Crookedstar: Yeah, but not anymore-
Rashpaw: And you were all, I'll mark Sunningrocks with the honor of every cat or somthing majestic like that?
Crookedstar: Yeah...
Rashpaw: But when you "mark your territory" you actually PEE, right
Chip: Ummn
Crookedstar: Yeaaaah...
Rashpaw: So you were saying, I'l PEE with the honor of my clanmates?!
Crookedstar: (Pokerface)
Chip: Dude.
Corbrastar: (Backstage) Uh...NEXT!
Chip: (Shoves Crookedstar out)
Rashpaw: Next is.. (makes disgusted face) Chip, you say it.
Chip: Ew no, I hate her!
(They argue, then Corbrastar yells, NEXT, MILLIE!)
Millie strides in
Millie: Hello, dears! (Purrs)
Rashpaw: (disgusted) Hi, Millie.
Chip: Oookey, so Millie. Tell us. WHY did you (leans in close) abondon you kits?
Millie: (Shocked) I did NOT abandon my KITS! They are my PRECIOUS treasures! Me and Greystripes!
Rashpaw: *cough*Cuz you raped him*cough*
Chip: She means...you, taped him?
Millie:Wha
Chip: Ok, so, you know, YOU forced Blossomfall to go to the Dark Forest
Millie: No...
Chip: Uh, yeah?
Millie: Yeah, but...she ditch them though?
Rashpaw: Yeah, but she still hates you no one likes you you're just a stupid little loser kittypet. Heck FIRESTAR is cooler than you.
Millie: Whatever! I had enough! (Starts to walk out)
Rashpaw: NEXT!
Silverstream: Hello young'uns, I'm please to meet- (sees Millie)
Millie: Oh, it's you.
Silverstream: Yes, and luckily, I don't let my children become allies with Tigerstar?
Rashpaw: Ok so how do you really feel about Millie:
Silverstream: (Leaps on Millie and they start fighting)
Greystripe: (Walks in) Oh hey I- lordy what's goin on
Millie: GREYSTRIPE! Tell me, who do you like best me or her?
Greystripe: Ummmmn
Millie: TELL ME OR I WILL KILL YOU BY RIPPING OFF YOUR FAT FACE
Silverstream: I won't
Greystripe: OH look, it's time to go bye I see Blackstar calling me? (Runs off)
Millie and Silverstream: (Chases Greystripe) Hey! Tell us!
Rashpaw: What a lovely threesome
Next chapter for next show!~Cobrastar
