Chapter 1
I got out of my bed, hearing people out in Konoha from my window. I looked out to see the village, and it looked the same.
Nothing happens here in Konoha - it's such a boring place - yeah I'm lazy, but it would be nice to live in a place that's exciting. I gave out a small grin to see my weak reflection in the window, and looked at it more closely. My purple hair was all messed up and my face looked not so good!
I walked toward the bathroom and started to brush my not-so-long hair. I moved the short bangs away from my left eye so I could see myself better. My hair looked better now; I could see the double locks. I applied my eyeliner. After that, I brushed my teeth.
I had nothing to do in Konoha. What else is there in my life? I've already been an Anbu, a sensei, and a proctor. I want to find something that's lazy, like me. I grinned a little again and started to put on some clothes. I grabbed a black skirt with openings at the sides, with a pair of fishnet leggings, and a dark-purple sleeveless shirt, with fishnet sleeves. I put some shoes on, my forehead protector above my knee, and walked out of my house.
I didn't want to find anything to do, so I decided to take a walk. I passed the villagers, Sensei and even Anbu while I was walking, grinning and greeting each one. I promised that I would be nice to everyone from now on.
When I was little, I was a mean person. That was before I was kidnapped by Orochimaru. I was mean to everyone except to him. He was my sensei, after all. I was rescued by Anbu three years ago, when I was 15. I was freaking glad to be rescued! Orochimaru did a bad thing to me. He kidnapped me to experiment on me. I was pissed at Orochimaru for almost killing me. He regretted hurting me, so he did a forbidden technique to save me. He filled two bracelets full of life and health, and bound them to my arms, but it was a forbidden technique, meaning that if I ever took the bracelets off, I would die.
I looked down at my Life Bracelets. "Damn you to hell, Orochimaru. How could you do this to me?" I whispered to myself. I will always hate Orochimaru for doing this to me.
I finally reached the Konoha woods and I walked inside, to cool off my sudden anger. I sat down on a stump to relax.
I suddenly awoke from my nap. I actually fell asleep here?! I quickly got up, and then all of a sudden I felt someone behind me. I turned around to see two figures wearing…The…the Akatsuki cloaks?!
"Holy crap! Akatsuki?!" I whispered under my breath. They just looked at me. One was not that tall, and the other one didn't even look like a human figure with the big, short body.
"Is this her, Master Sasori?" The not-so-tall one asked his partner.
I looked at them, but I couldn't see their faces under their hats. What were they doing here?
"Yup," Sasori replied.
"Really? She doesn't look that strong, you know…"
"Well, so what, Deidara? We have to get her. Leader Pein ordered us to," Sasori said, in an obvious tone.
"What's going on?" I said, and did my battle stance, in case this got ugly.
"You're gonna join Akatsuki. Leader Pein wants you," Deidara said.
"What? Why?" I asked him.
"Questions later!" Sasori yelled out. "You're just going to join Akatsuki. God…."
"I'm not going anywhere with you! You can't make me." I put my hands in my pouch, and grabbed a kunai.
"Now what?" Deidara asked Sasori.
"Um, let's see…force her?!" Sasori growled in an obvious tone.
"Alright! Geez…" Deidara stepped forward, holding out his hand. "If you don't come with us, I'll have to fight you."
"Alright then!" I threw the kunai at Deidara, but he simply dodged it. I threw more kunai and rushed next to him. I could tell he was surprised by my speed. I threw my fist at his face, but he dodged me again and jumped away from me while throwing something. I spotted it to see that it looked like a bird. What the..? Then I saw him do a hand sign and the bird suddenly exploded in front of me. I jumped back, barely dodging the bomb.
"Damnit, Deidara! Don't kill her!" Sasori snarled.
"Yeah, I know!" Deidara screamed. I saw him reach for something out of a pouch, and he pulled it out, clutching something in his fingers.
Crap, what's he gonna do now? I threw some more kunai at him. He dodged them all, but I threw more while getting behind him. Deidara kept his eyes on me and jumped away as he threw something at me.
Another bomb?! I turned around so the explosion wouldn't hit my face. The impact smacked my backside, and it hurt like hell. I've never had a bomb at me before, so how the hell would I dodge them!? The pain was so strong that I fell over, to look up at Deidara with a pissed-off face.
"Now you'll come with us," He said in a quiet voice. I looked up his hat, still oh-so-very pissed, and saw blond hair over his eye. Something wooden grabbed me around the waist and stood me up. I looked at what grabbed me and saw that it was a tail coming from…Sasori?! He let go of me and I just stood there.
"Hell no you're getting me!" I turned around and started to run for it. These guys were too powerful for me. I felt drained already, thanks to my laziness.
"Ah, crap!" Deidara said. "Now what?" he asked Sasori.
"Get her!" He yelled out.
Deidara chased after me and tackled me to the ground, grabbing me around the waist, with my face planted on the ground.
"Let go!" I screamed. I tried to fight him off as he pulled me up but he wouldn't let me get away.
"Damn, this girl is noisy…" I heard him say, as he put me on my feet, but I still tried to fight him off.
That was the last thing I did until I felt a sharp pain on my head and blacked out.
