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Television Legends

"Toss the remote, Jerk," Sam called to his older brother.

"Get it yourself, Bitch." Dean didn't even look up from their father's journal as he mechanically responded to his brother's bored order.

Sam grunted as he lifted himself off the hard motel bed, reaching across the great chasm between the bed and the illusive remote two feet away. He robotically flipped through the channels, too bored to focus on any storyline in particular.

All the sudden a loud "Stop!" echoed through the tiny room. Sam and the remote flew so high a baby bird would have been jealous had one been in attendance.

"What the hell?!" Sam yelled.

"You passed it."

"What?!"

"Buffy."

"What?" Sam never could fathom the empty space in his brother's head usually reserved for a brain.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

"Excuse me?" Sam looked at his brother with an expression of pure confusion etched on his face.

Dean shrugged. "She's hot."

"You have got to be kidding me."

"What have you got against a hot blond kicking ass?"

"Absolutely nothing. It's the demons I have a problem with." Sam had turned off the television and was now totally focused on what promised to be a good, if pointless, argument. "When was the last time you saw a hell monster like that? They are all freakin' corporeal."

Dean had to think about that one for a second. "Not all."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah! There was one is season six. That witch thing wasn't."

Sam didn't blink before responding. "But it was by the end. And another plot hole: they just smashed the thing. As if that would have killed it." He smiled. He had his brother now.

"It's a television show not freakin' reality! They're allowed some leeway. And at least they didn't pour water on it and swat it with a broom."

"They might as well have. Every idiot knows you cut off the head and burn 'um at the stake. And while we're on the subject, what's with the crap about the vampires?"

"Hey, until last year, you were just as clueless," Dean replied wickedly. Sam hesitated and Dean went in for the kill. "And the most important thing is: she's hot."

Sensing defeat, Sam changed tactics. "How do you know so much about Buffy?"

Dean blinked. "How do you?"

The two brothers looked at each other for a few seconds in a steady deadlock. Then Sam asked, "What's your opinion on the Ghostbusters?"


A/N1: This was co-written by ModernScribe. But I wrote all the good parts. She just came in handy with the background on Buffy. She's freaky like that. Oh, did you pick up on the reference to The Wizard of Oz? That was her idea of a good allusion. See why I wrote most of it?

A/N2: This was partially written by Comic Nerd, I admit, but the idea was all mine. The only reason it's on her profile not mine is that I took pity on her and her six measly stories. What would she do without me? And in my defense, she saw almost as many Buffy episodes as I did; I just have a longer attention span.