McGee: Hey you guys like the book I bought?
Tony: Yeah, I wonder why "Tommy and Lisa" sound so familiar McGeek.
~ Tony looks at Ziva and smiles. Ziva grins back ~
McGee: Well, maybe the author knew us.
Tony: Really? I'm pretty sure NCIS hasn't met anyone named…. I cant even read the name!
~ Ziva laughs softly, and walks over to Tony, and leans over him ~
Ziva: Tony that clearly says…. Oh crap I cant read it either!
~ McGee gives a smile of relief ~
Gibbs: Better get that book out of my sight McGee before I destroy it myself. That book is a load of crap.
~ Tony and Ziva exchange glances ~
Tony: And I wonder why "Tommy thinks Lisa's eyes glow chocolate brown. Tommy could never admit he loved Lisa, but inside, he had a feeling she felt the same way" is in there.
~ McGee began sweating uncontrollably ~
~ Ziva snatches book from Tony's hands ~
Ziva: And if you rearrange the authors REAL name is… Timothy McGee!
Tony: SO MR… WHATEVER THAT NAME IS… HOW DO YOU KNOW I LIKE ZIVA?
~ Ziva pauses in her tracks ~
Ziva: You like me Tony?
~ Gibbs watches the whole scene, his eyes glowing with amusement ~
Gibbs: Well, Ziva we all know he likes you.
~ McGee tries to sneak away ~
Tony and Ziva at the same time: WOAH WOAH WOAH McGeek! You're not going anywhere until you explain everything!
McGee: Fine, Fine, Fine! L.J. Tibbs is Gibbs. Tommy is you, Tony, and Lisa is Ziva!
Gibbs: I'm pretty sure you have more to say then that McGee.
McGee: OK, OK! (McGee mutters here) Tommy and Lisa love each other in the book and there dating. HAPPY NOW?
~ Tony, Ziva, and Gibbs exchange satisfied glances ~
Everyone: Thank you McGee, you're dismissed.
~ Gibbs rips book out of Ziva's hands ~
Gibbs: DiNozzo, David, it clearly says Thom E. Gemcity.
Tony: Well boss, only a crazy co-worker could come up with a name like that!
Gibbs: DiNozzo, Thom is short for Thomas.
~ Gibbs smacks Tony on head ~
Gibbs: Get with the program.
Ziva: Well Gibbs, it's 12:00 lunch break!
~ Tony rubs head ~
Tony: Mind if I come with you? ( Says Tony while pointing at Gibbs)
~ Ziva smiles ~
Ziva: No problem.
Tony: Where are we going?
Ziva: Well I was thinking Pizza Hut.
Tony: MMM! Italian Pizza Time!
End Scene
Chapter 2
Debate at a restaurant
Ziva: Why don't we sit here?
Tony: But I like that seat over there better! (Tony whines)
Ziva: Remember, you asked my permission to come with me. Plus, I'm buying!
Tony: Who says your buying?
Ziva: Why? You'd rather pay?
Tony: If it means I get to pick where we sit then yeah!
~ Ziva sticks her tongue out at Tony ~
Ziva: Fine then!
Waitress: May I help you?
Tony: Yeah, we're here to buy lunch—
Waitress: Ooh! I just love when couples come here for a date!
Ziva: We're not on a date.
~ Waitress smiles, then winks ~
Waitress: If you say so.
Waitress: Where would you like to sit?
~ Tony points to the window seats ~
~ The waitress eyes them ~
Waitress: And you're SURE you're not on a date! 'Cause that's the love seat, the romantic seat, the place all couples choose to sit.
~ Tony blushes ~
Ziva: Just lead us to the table already!
Waitress: OK, OK, JEEZ.
~ Waitress seats them ~
Waitress: I'll be back.
~ Waitress hands Tony and Ziva menus ~
~ Gibbs and McGee come out of no where and sit with Tony and Ziva ~
Gibbs: So what are we ordering?
Tony: I was thinking The Pepperoni, sausage, and extra cheese pizza! (Tony says through gritted teeth)
McGee: AWWW BOSS! We always get what Tony wants! Can't we get what I want for a change?
Ziva: Any of you men ever heard of ladies first?
Gibbs: Ziva's right. What do you want?
Ziva: I was thinking Lava crunch cakes, Cinnamon Bread, Pepperoni, sausage, extra cheese pizza, spinach pizza, and a bacon casserole.
~ Gibbs kisses Ziva on cheek. McGee does the same thing, Tony hesitates, and does nothing ~
Gibbs: You always know what I want!
McGee: Same here!
Tony: Uhhhh…
~ Waitress comes ~
Waitress: Ready to order?
~ Everyone looks at Ziva ~
Ziva: Lava crunch cakes, Cinnamon Bread, Pepperoni, sausage, extra cheese pizza, spinach pizza, and a bacon casserole.
~ Waitress nods and walks away ~
Tony: Phew! Glad that's over.
Gibbs: You know DiNozzo, I noticed you didn't kiss Ziva when she guessed all that we wanted. Why?
Tony: Because I don't like her!
Ziva: WHAT?
Tony: I mean I don't like, like her.
Ziva: That's what someone would say if they do like someone!
Tony: Well Gibbs must like you!
Gibbs: I do like her, but not like, like her like you do. Seeing that you didn't kiss her, shows that you do like her, but you cant admit it.
Tony: I-I-
Gibbs: Trust me, DiNozzo, I've been through 4 marriages. I know love when I see it.
~ Tony and Ziva glance at each other ~
Waitress: The food will be ready in a half-hour!
~ Ducky and Abby barge in ~
Ducky: SO what are we getting?
Abby: I'm SO hungry!
~ Gibbs, McGee, Ziva, and Tony look at each other ~
Ziva: Well, I'm out of here. I'll just take cinnamon bread to go.
~ Ziva takes purse, and walks out ~
~ Gibbs, McGee, and Tony all take their meals to go like Ziva did, and left ~
Abby: What did we do wrong?
Ducky: I don't know. Maybe they're just in bad moods.
End Scene
