McGee: Hey you guys like the book I bought?

Tony: Yeah, I wonder why "Tommy and Lisa" sound so familiar McGeek.

~ Tony looks at Ziva and smiles. Ziva grins back ~

McGee: Well, maybe the author knew us.

Tony: Really? I'm pretty sure NCIS hasn't met anyone named…. I cant even read the name!

~ Ziva laughs softly, and walks over to Tony, and leans over him ~

Ziva: Tony that clearly says…. Oh crap I cant read it either!

~ McGee gives a smile of relief ~

Gibbs: Better get that book out of my sight McGee before I destroy it myself. That book is a load of crap.

~ Tony and Ziva exchange glances ~

Tony: And I wonder why "Tommy thinks Lisa's eyes glow chocolate brown. Tommy could never admit he loved Lisa, but inside, he had a feeling she felt the same way" is in there.

~ McGee began sweating uncontrollably ~

~ Ziva snatches book from Tony's hands ~

Ziva: And if you rearrange the authors REAL name is… Timothy McGee!

Tony: SO MR… WHATEVER THAT NAME IS… HOW DO YOU KNOW I LIKE ZIVA?

~ Ziva pauses in her tracks ~

Ziva: You like me Tony?

~ Gibbs watches the whole scene, his eyes glowing with amusement ~

Gibbs: Well, Ziva we all know he likes you.

~ McGee tries to sneak away ~

Tony and Ziva at the same time: WOAH WOAH WOAH McGeek! You're not going anywhere until you explain everything!

McGee: Fine, Fine, Fine! L.J. Tibbs is Gibbs. Tommy is you, Tony, and Lisa is Ziva!

Gibbs: I'm pretty sure you have more to say then that McGee.

McGee: OK, OK! (McGee mutters here) Tommy and Lisa love each other in the book and there dating. HAPPY NOW?

~ Tony, Ziva, and Gibbs exchange satisfied glances ~

Everyone: Thank you McGee, you're dismissed.

~ Gibbs rips book out of Ziva's hands ~

Gibbs: DiNozzo, David, it clearly says Thom E. Gemcity.

Tony: Well boss, only a crazy co-worker could come up with a name like that!

Gibbs: DiNozzo, Thom is short for Thomas.

~ Gibbs smacks Tony on head ~

Gibbs: Get with the program.

Ziva: Well Gibbs, it's 12:00 lunch break!

~ Tony rubs head ~

Tony: Mind if I come with you? ( Says Tony while pointing at Gibbs)

~ Ziva smiles ~

Ziva: No problem.

Tony: Where are we going?

Ziva: Well I was thinking Pizza Hut.

Tony: MMM! Italian Pizza Time!

End Scene

Chapter 2

Debate at a restaurant

Ziva: Why don't we sit here?

Tony: But I like that seat over there better! (Tony whines)

Ziva: Remember, you asked my permission to come with me. Plus, I'm buying!

Tony: Who says your buying?

Ziva: Why? You'd rather pay?

Tony: If it means I get to pick where we sit then yeah!

~ Ziva sticks her tongue out at Tony ~

Ziva: Fine then!

Waitress: May I help you?

Tony: Yeah, we're here to buy lunch—

Waitress: Ooh! I just love when couples come here for a date!

Ziva: We're not on a date.

~ Waitress smiles, then winks ~

Waitress: If you say so.

Waitress: Where would you like to sit?

~ Tony points to the window seats ~

~ The waitress eyes them ~

Waitress: And you're SURE you're not on a date! 'Cause that's the love seat, the romantic seat, the place all couples choose to sit.

~ Tony blushes ~

Ziva: Just lead us to the table already!

Waitress: OK, OK, JEEZ.

~ Waitress seats them ~

Waitress: I'll be back.

~ Waitress hands Tony and Ziva menus ~

~ Gibbs and McGee come out of no where and sit with Tony and Ziva ~

Gibbs: So what are we ordering?

Tony: I was thinking The Pepperoni, sausage, and extra cheese pizza! (Tony says through gritted teeth)

McGee: AWWW BOSS! We always get what Tony wants! Can't we get what I want for a change?

Ziva: Any of you men ever heard of ladies first?

Gibbs: Ziva's right. What do you want?

Ziva: I was thinking Lava crunch cakes, Cinnamon Bread, Pepperoni, sausage, extra cheese pizza, spinach pizza, and a bacon casserole.

~ Gibbs kisses Ziva on cheek. McGee does the same thing, Tony hesitates, and does nothing ~

Gibbs: You always know what I want!

McGee: Same here!

Tony: Uhhhh…

~ Waitress comes ~

Waitress: Ready to order?

~ Everyone looks at Ziva ~

Ziva: Lava crunch cakes, Cinnamon Bread, Pepperoni, sausage, extra cheese pizza, spinach pizza, and a bacon casserole.

~ Waitress nods and walks away ~

Tony: Phew! Glad that's over.

Gibbs: You know DiNozzo, I noticed you didn't kiss Ziva when she guessed all that we wanted. Why?

Tony: Because I don't like her!

Ziva: WHAT?

Tony: I mean I don't like, like her.

Ziva: That's what someone would say if they do like someone!

Tony: Well Gibbs must like you!

Gibbs: I do like her, but not like, like her like you do. Seeing that you didn't kiss her, shows that you do like her, but you cant admit it.

Tony: I-I-

Gibbs: Trust me, DiNozzo, I've been through 4 marriages. I know love when I see it.

~ Tony and Ziva glance at each other ~

Waitress: The food will be ready in a half-hour!

~ Ducky and Abby barge in ~

Ducky: SO what are we getting?

Abby: I'm SO hungry!

~ Gibbs, McGee, Ziva, and Tony look at each other ~

Ziva: Well, I'm out of here. I'll just take cinnamon bread to go.

~ Ziva takes purse, and walks out ~

~ Gibbs, McGee, and Tony all take their meals to go like Ziva did, and left ~

Abby: What did we do wrong?

Ducky: I don't know. Maybe they're just in bad moods.

End Scene