Three words
Draco's PoV
It is the worst holiday of the month!
There are little trolls dressed as cupids! Stupid man! Ah well, the only good thing they do is sing embarrassing songs.
Take potters for example.
"His eyes as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair as dark as a black board,
I wish he were mine,
He's really divine,
The hero who conquered the dark lord!"
It suits him perfectly. I almost congratulated the Blood-traitor Weasley Girl.
Almost.
But. I hate that i got loads of letters from unattractive girls who are mud bloods, half bloods and blood traitors
I got about ten from girls! And I also got 7 from BOYS!
And one of them said...
"1 thing,
2 do,
3 words,
4 you...
I love you."
Sure, it is good poetry but! BY A BOY! I am not gay!
And guess what? I also said from
'- S-H P
What does that mean?!
"It means someone has a crush on you Draco Malfoy." A annoying Ravenclaw first year came out of nowhere.
"WHAT?!" I screamed. What? The creepy girl came out of nowhere!
"The nargles have gotten to you." She said.
What does nargles mean?!
Saint Potter came over innocently, like almost dreamily. DRACO WAKE UP! THIS IS POTTER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!
"Gasp!" The girl, Loony isn't it? "The Nargles are over you! Then she glared at me and Potter.
"Kiss."
"What?!" We chorused.
"Do it! The Nargles are getting away! You have to!" She wailed.
"But..."Potter interrupted
"NOW!" Loony screamed in my ear so I quickly grabbed Potter and kissed him.
It felt like fireworks. He was shocked at first then went with it.
"GASP! You know what this means?" Loony asked.
"What." I said bothered.
"You kissed under the nargles, you are Pregnant Harry Potter."
"WHAT!" We screamed and ran.
"And that is how you do it boys." Luna clapped and Fred and George came out.
"They will think it is a lie." The Weasley twins chuckled evilly.
"Let's make up boys." Hermione came in skipping.
9 months later
"Gasp! One baby boy and two girls born in here today!" Madam Promphery squealed.
There were three couples, Fred and Luna, Hermione and George, and last but not least, Draco and Harry.
"Draco Honey?" My love, panting with a boy with my eyes and his hair.
"Yes, Harry?" I asked
"The letter, three words for you..." He started blushing.
"Yes?" I pushed him on.
"I wrote that." Harry was on full blush mode.
"Really? What the S.H.P. Mean?" I said.
"Scar-Head Potter." He was as red as a beetroot.
I gasped. "Why?" I was interrupted by Poppy.
"What's his name, Harry?" Madam Promphery asked.
"James Draco Malfoy-Potter." I said immedently.
"Congratulations, Miss Granger and Mr Weasley named theirs Rose Ron Weasley and Miss Lovegood and Mr Weasley named theirs Lily Luna Weasley."
"Cool." Harry said.
She left us alone and Harry immedently said.
"You know Luna was kind of the reason we have him." He looked down lovingly.
This was the start of a beautiful family.
So what do you think? Cool huh?
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This is also a short example for the forum challenge, Valentine's Day Competition.
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