Don't blame me for this insane piece of writing, blame too much coffee, chocolate, and staying up until Three in the morning on a school night… FEAR MAH POWER, PATHETIC HUMAN BEANS!!!
At some random pub on Sunday night, Bonnie once tried to start a conga line while wearing a pair of Jumbas underwear on her head. Later on, we found out that she had found Jumbas super strong chemical binding glue and thought it was some kind of perfume, so started sniffing it. Don't ask why.
Sparky once went to Spookys place at Halloween, and ran home screaming when Spooky turned into Barney the Dinosaur.
Cannonball once went one a diet, and gave up when Stitch came round asking if he wanted to get Pizza. He managed to stay on the diet for a whole seventeen minutes!
Reuben is paranoid about spiders. It's strange, he has a pet cockroach but hides under the bed when a spider scuttles along the floor. Weird.
Jumba has been known to spend fifty pounds of Nani's wage on chocolate every week. No wonder Nani's such a wreck!
Clyde once went out stealing but Bonnie couldn't come along due to a broken leg. The next day, she saw Clyde on the news being rescued and being placed under arrest after locking himself in a safe. Now he has terrible claustrophobia.
Angel once got sick of Stitch so went to Sparky. Sparky went missing mysteriously the next day.
Lilo once got lost in the woods and soon became child of the forest. Reuben soon found her in the tree tops and told her she'd been missing for only two hours.
Gantu loves kittens! Reuben managed to video record him petting a stray cat and saying, "Who's my wickle baby? You are! Yes you are, oh my little poopsie woopsie!"
Stitch once ate two hundred pounds worth of deep fried pickles as a dare. He suddenly turned green and… well… lets just say Nani and Pleakley had to get a BIG mop to clean up his sick. (I didn't take photos of that incident, for obvious reasons O.o)
Kixx once got really cheesed off at Bonnie and Clyde for stealing his exercise equipment so told everyone that Bonnie was pregnant with Clyde's child. Jumba said this was a stupid rumour because his creations can't give birth. Six months later, Bonnie gave birth to her four children, Connie, Clive, Jessie and James. Don't ask how, she just did.
Houdini once went to chessington world of adventures with Lilo, and threw up from fear before confessing that the ride they were on was too scary. They were still in the waiting line when this happened.
Angel got 200 birthday cards last birthday. Two were from Stitch, one was from Lilo, about twenty were from various cousins who still had their eyes on her and the other 177 were from herself. What can I say? This chick loves to be the centre of attention!
Stitch once tried to flirt with Belle(Who is Nani's alarm clock) and spent two days in hospital afterwards. Turns out Belle and Angel are BFFs!
Angel once got so sick to death of Reuben trying to flirt with her that she sent him a Christmas card saying 'Meet me at the light house at Nine, I've gotta surprise for you!' When Reuben got to the light house, Angel snogged him, then started wailing. Turns out Stitch had been hiding in the bushes and Angel told him that Reuben had blackmailed her into kissing him. Reuben ended up spending six weeks in hospital after that.
Nani once got so stressed about the bills, that she tried to commit suicide. But drowning herself in a paddling pool that was ten inches deep didn't get her too far. (Other suicide attempts to be told later)
Hamsterviel not only sleeps with a pacifier, but has been found sleep talking about tea parties and frilly, pink cupcakes
Mr Stenchy has a sugar problem. Just one like of a lollipop and he practically turns into a Tasmanian devil, spinning like a hurricane, and giggling like there was no tomorrow.
Nani tried drugs, but aqua drops didn't work that great a treat either.(Other suicide attempts to be told later)
Once, Sample recorded a love couple kissing disturbingly loudly, and played it while Mr Jamieson(Nani's boss) was saying an announcement over the loud speaker
Pleakley once tried modelling for Hawaii's Got Talent. He got three buzzes after the spotlight hit him. But there was some good news, he got a job at the hospital because of that audition. He models in front of patients to make them throw up their stomach contence.
Nani then went to Frenchfry asking if he could make some fattening foods so she could eat herself to death. She nearly made it that time, but some wind rolled her away before she could finish.(End told later)
Slushy once got zapped by Amnesio and thought he was Santa. He could've gotten away with it, if it hadn't of been the middle of July.
Snooty fell asleep upside down in a tree last week, and Myrtle and her posse beat him like a piñata. Oh brother, you should of seen Victoria's face when she found Snooty lying all bruised and scratched on the ground. Sooo, Lilo, Victoria and some of the other experiments who hold a grudge against that red headed creep(No offence to Myrtle likes or red heads) cornered her, hung her upside down and pelted her with rocks, sticks, even Reuben, who still hates her for tricking and trapping (In the Tank episode) caught her square in the forehead with a salami and mustard sandwich. Now THAT picture got me about £200 on eBay!
Lilo found Nani later, sobbing on the floor, saying she couldn't stand life anymore. Lilo said she understood, and told her she had some permanent sleep pills, but all Nani did was cheer up. I took some pictures, and it turns out that the female prediction was right, chocolate really IS the cure for everything!
