"Ah, it sure is comfortable around here, now that Wario's gone." said Waluigi, "I gotta get Wario back! I GOTTA GET WARIO BACK!".

Waluigi jumped out of his trash can and ran into the local 9-Eleven store.

"Oh hi!" said the clerk, "What can I d-"

Waluigi pistol whipped the clerk.

"GIMME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER!" demanded Waluigi.

"Don't do this Waluigi!" said the clerk.

"But I GOTTA get Wario back!" said Waluigi.

"You know this is wrong." said the clerk, "This won't bring Wario back.".

Waluigi ran out of the store and stole an amberlam.

"PEOPLE OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, WE GOTTA GET-"

Waluigi crashed the amberlam into Mr MeBucko's house and burned down Mr MeBucko's door.

"MR MEBUCKO!" called Waluigi.

"Ahoy, me bucko!" said Mr MeBucko.

"We GOTTA get Wario back!" said Waluigi.

"Rrrr, we gotta get Wario back!" said Mr MeBucko.

"We gotta go!" said Waluigi.

"But how?" asked Mr MeBucko.

"We need some wheels!" said Waluigi.

Waluigi took out his cell phone that you used to call him on and called Greg.

"Greg? Greg?" said Waluigi.

"Dafuq up, fam?" said Greg, "Wanna talk about Texas?".

"We GOTTA get Wario back!" said Waluigi.

"We gotta get Wario back faster than DaBHDude gets a fact wrong!" said Greg.

Greg then got in his dank car and drove to Mr MeBucko's house, where he picked up Waluigi and Mr MeBucko. He then drove to the Garfield-Arthur-Family Guy house.

"Garfield!" called Waluigi.

"I know." said Garfield, "We gotta get Wario back!".

"Here's the key." said Garfielf.

Garfield flipped the bird, and the red key from the True Lab appeared because fuck logic amirite?

Waluigi used the key on Wario's door, and it opened. The crew ran up the stairs and found what appeared to be Wario's silhouette behind a shower curtain.

"Wario?", asked Waluigi.

"It's not him." said Garfield.

Waluigi moved the curtain, and saw that the silhouette was actually a blue portal from the Valve game Portal, which is better than TF2.

"Don't worry, Waluigi." said Mr MeBucko, "We're right behind ya, me bucko!".

Waluigi and the gang then entered the blue portal and came out through the orange portal.

"Waluigi!" called Mr MeBucko, "Whatever you do, don't look back!".

"Huh?", asked Waluigi as he looked back, directly disobeying Mr MeBucko's wise instructions for no damn reason.

Mr MeBucko, Greg and Garfield suddenly turned into Aarons and exploded into monster dust.

"No!" said Waluigi, "No, no, no, no, no!".

Waluigi then turned around and saw a piano. Beside the piano was an open cave.

Waluigi went into the cave and saw Wario.

"Wario!" said Waluigi.

"Waluigi, look, it's a mystical artifact!" said Wario.

Wario went to go grab the artifact, but saw that he was carrying too many dogs.

"Waluigi, could you grab this mystical artifact?" asked Wario.

"Sure, Wario." said Waluigi.

Waluigi went to go grab the mystical artifact, but he was also carrying too many dogs.

"Let's just put these dogs down." suggested Waluigi.

"Good idea!" said Wario.

Wario and Waluigi put down the Annoying Dog and Endogeny.

The Annoying dog then absorbed the artifact.

"Quick, get that dog!", said Wario.

Waluigi ran after the dog, but it phased through the wall!

"Shit!" shouted Wario.

Endogeny smelled the popato chisps Waluigi was carrying and ate both bros.

And then a skeleton popped out.

That skeleton was actually Grandpa Semi.