Galactik football/Yugioh/Naruto
Crossover
I do not own Galactik football, Yugioh or Naruto.
Chapter 1: meet the flatmates
D'jok pulled is luggage into the porch, the door was wide open so he reckoned he could just leave his stuff in the porch for now, this was his new home after all.
The team didn't want D'jok to leave, everyone begged him to stay in the hotel rooms with them but he had had enough of that, he needed to see how people lived in real life, he was 18 and wanted to live in a flat. Micro-ice had taken it the worst though. The day D'jok had announced that he would be staying in a flat Micro-ice burst into tears, it took two days for him to stop crying but he would often hug D'jok at random intervals and try and make D'jok promise not to go. D'jok felt sorry for the little guy, all alone in his bedroom crying in the night, having complaints from other people in the hotel that someone kept moaning and keeping everyone awake.
But D'jok had made his decision, he was going to stay in a flat with two other people that he would hopefully be able to get to know today.
D'jok still played for the team, but he would not be living with them like everyone else does, is that so wrong?
D'jok knocked on the door twice and waited, he had practiced for this moment for a week now, he would stand in front of a mirror and put on a massive smile, when they opened the door he would say in a big strong voice "Hi I'm D'jok the new flatmate, what's your name chum?"
D'jok waited a bit longer but no one answered, he knocked again and heard a voice from the inside, it sounded like a kids voice maybe fifteen or sixteen, the voice said, "Marik get the door!"
Another voice, it was an adults but it was still very high and very loud like he couldn't stop shouting, "What? No you get it you little punk!"
"What you gonna do eh Marik?" The kid's voice replied.
"I'm gonna go ancient Egypt on your ninja ass that's what I'm gonna do!" The voice that belonged to Marik replied angrily.
"Don't push me Marik! Anyway tell the person at the door the doors open," The kid voice yelled.
"Oh right, the doors open come on in!" Marik said to D'jok.
D'jok had not planned this, these guys seemed to have issues, he would have to be careful with what he says.
D'jok opened the door gingerly to see somebody's back in his face. It was a tanned back with some strange markings of monsters and some writing he couldn't understand. It was time to do what he had practiced. D'jok poked the man on the shoulder.
"Oh Holy Anubis!" said the man jumping around to see D'jok.
The man had rather a lot of female features, he had long blonde/white hair, rather a lot like Tia's except his was more spiky and longer. He wore make up and a lot of massacre around his big purple eyes. D'jok was taken aback by his appearance; although girly this guy had to have some fan girls, and boys for that matter!
"Yes what do you want Ginger? Are you taken aback by my beautifully tanned back? Or is it just the scars?" Marik asked as he examined D'jok.
D'jok didn't know how to answer, did this Marik fella always walk around with no top on or did D'jok catch him on a bad day?
"Just for the record I didn't want those scars, I would have preferred a massive dinosaur with mega big teeth, boy that would be cool," Marik blabbered on.
"Hi I'm D'jok I'm the new flatmate!" D'jok suddenly yelled.
Marik stared at him in amazement, and then a massive grin spread across his face, "Hey you speak as loud and un-necessarily as me!"
"What?" D'jok asked. Why was this guy so social with someone he had never met before, maybe the other flatmate would be a bit calmer?
"You're loud like me! Shame about your pale face though, anyone could have thought we were brothers if they heard us speak together!" Marik continued.
"No I'm not usually this loud it's just that I..." D'jok tried to speak.
"Hey buddy what's your name and what do you want anyway?" Marik asked as he shook his hand.
"Err, I'm D'jok and I'm the new flatmate," D'jok scratched his head.
"NO BLOODY WAY! THAT IS SO FRICKING AWESOME!" Marik began shaking D'jok's hand vigorously.
D'jok pulled away his hand, it was red and was painful. "Yeah, hi," D'jok whispered.
"Alright buddy give me your suitcase I'll bring it upstairs, Sasuke is in the front room watching himself on T.V. so if you wanna go meet him," Marik said as he took D'jok's suitcase and ran upstairs.
D'jok examined the house. He stood right in front of the stairs, there was now three rooms, one right next to him to the left, one next to the stairs and one far to the right, he could hear the television to his left so decided to enter that room.
As he entered he noticed a kid about twelve or thirteen watching the small black television. He had probably noticed D'jok enter but decided to ignore him. The kid had a long black fringe and cold black eyes; he wore a blue top (unlike Marik) which would cover up his mouth if he would to slouch which was exactly what he was doing.
D'jok decided to get to know this kid, "Hey my name is D'jok and I'm the new flatmate," D'jok smiled.
Sasuke didn't look away from the television screen, "Yes I heard," he said in a harsh voice.
"So you're Sasuke?" D'jok asked, maybe he didn't mean it to sound so harsh.
"Yes Sasuke Uchiha, you already met Marik Ishtar haven't you?" Sasuke said turning to D'jok, the kid for some reason looked pissed off.
"Have I done anything to upset you or maybe someone has done something to you or...." D'jok trailed off as Sasuke glared.
"I'm fine; you got a problem with something about me?" Sasuke asked.
For some strange reason D'jok was intimidated by this kid, he was just a kid and D'jok was scared of him! "What err no, I like you I really like you, well not really like you because I'm not gay but I still like you," Sasuke gave him a harsher glare which made D'jok panic more. "Not that I have anything against gay people, but I'm not saying you're gay I'm saying I'm not gay not that I wouldn't mind being gay well no I would but I just don't have anything against gays but you're not gay so err yeah I'll just... shut up," D'jok stammered.
"You're weird D'jok, Maybe you should get yourself a girlfriend," Sasuke told him even though his attention was now turned to the television.
D'jok now plucked up some courage, he wasn't gonna let some kid make him seem like a loser. "I have a girlfriend actually Sasuke!" D'jok snarled.
Sasuke looked up at him with no real interest in his eyes, "Really, does she have a speech problem as well?"
"What I don't have a speech problem, and no she doesn't she's actually really pretty!" D'jok explained.
"She must look like Hinata then," Sasuke said to himself.
D'jok did not understand what Sasuke said. "Who's Hinata?"
"Hinata's some chick with some eyes that make her look blind," Sasuke smiled.
It took a few seconds for D'jok to get what Sasuke was saying. "My girlfriend is not blind!" he said and turned around to leave but was blocked by Marik who was now wearing the Snowkids uniform.
"EEK!" D'jok jumped in the air.
"Marik dude what are you wearing?" Sasuke asked with a smirk on his face.
"I don't know I found it when I was looking through D'jok's stuff, look I look like a power ranger wearing this!" Marik cried with happiness.
"No you don't," Sasuke muttered.
"Marik what the Fuck are you doing? Get my uniform off!" D'jok whined.
"Oh so you are a power ranger, this is your uniform! Well hi there blue ranger!" Marik teased.
"Seriously Marik take it off!" D'jok cried.
"Oh quit your eternal bitching! Hey look Sasuke I found a picture of some girl with mega long hair in D'jok's bag, I wonder if she has to tie it up when she goes to the toilet? Ha what a hassle that would be!" Marik laughed.
"Hey D'jok is that your girlfriend," Sasuke said as he finally stood up showing his white shorts.
"Ooh D'jok has a girlfriend; I just assumed he was gay!" Marik smiled.
Sasuke snatched the picture out of Marik's hands and looked at it. "Dude I thought you said she was pretty," Sasuke snorted.
"I know isn't she ugly!" Marik agreed.
"Oh shut up Marik you find all girls ugly!" Sasuke grinned.
"What! Oh for Raa's sake I'm not a bloody gay, what's wrong with wearing a bit of make up?" Marik complained.
"Sasuke give it back!" D'jok roared.
Sasuke however ignored him. "God I feel sorry for you D'jok, where I'm from you get women with boobs bigger then yourself!"
"Oh get over it your Hokage has got big breasts big deal, three quarters of the people in your show are kids no one is gonna get with the chick," Marik said.
"Hey I could get with whoever I liked, all I have to do is scorn all the chicks that like me and everyone wants me even more," Sasuke boasted.
"How does that work?" D'jok asked.
"Wouldn't you like to know Ginger! Well it doesn't matter anyway, Sasuke give me the picture I only came down here to show you the power rangers uniform, I haven't finished un-packing!" Marik shouted (like always)
"It's okay Marik I'll finish un-packing," D'jok sighed.
"Oh okay," said Marik as he took off D'jok's uniform to show his scarred back.
Marik handed D'jok the picture of Mei and sat down with Sasuke, as D'jok left he heard the rest of Marik's and Sasuke's conversation.
"I'm gonna challenge him to a shadow game!" Marik announced.
"What seriously? Why would you do that that's dangerous!" Sasuke replied.
"I haven't played in awhile and D'jok seems like a swell guy!" Marik answered.
"So you're going to risk his life?"
"Exactly!"
D'jok trudged up stairs and found his suitcase on the bed, all his clothes were spread around the room.
D'jok picked up his phone and checked his messages, apparently he had sent one saying to Micro-ice saying:
U SUCK ASS, I WANT TO HAVE SEXY EGYPTIAN SEX WITH YOUR MUM, YOUR NAME IS WEIRD.
FRM D'JOK YOUR GAY PARTNER IN CRIME.
Marik had obviously been raiding his whole bag looking for stuff to do.
It would was going to be hard for the next two weeks at least being the new guy, these two obviously weren't the best of friends but when it came to annoying D'jok they would work together. D'jok had to toughen up and he knew that, whatever this shadow game was he was gonna accept and kick Marik's ass.
Suddenly his phone started ringing, he answered to hear Micro-ice crying on the other end.
"Hey Micro-ice, sorry about that message, it was my flatmate," D'jok explained.
"Oh good, you made me cry, so D'jok how is it? Who do you live with?" as Micro-ice said this a shout came from downstairs from D'jok's line.
"Jesus Christ I don't want to watch Naruto again we always watch Naruto why not try something good like the football or better than that, Yugioh season 2!"
"Who's that?" Micro-ice asked.
"Oh that's the guy who sent you that text, his name is Marik and he shouts a lot and shows off his body a lot," D'jok answered. "So how's things down on your end,"
"Oh just the normal... nothing interesting really, Mark's gone missing, we think he joint the pirates in an attempt to get his own story but no one gives two tits so nothing much," Micro-ice explained.
"Well okay Micro-ice visit me soon okay?"
"Sure thing pal," Micro-ice hung up.
So that was it, D'jok was about to start his new life with a loud Egyptian and a mean twelve year old.... perfect.
End of chapter 1
