Sakura made her way down the long dark treacherous hallway leading into her first period Geometry class. If there was one class that she hated most in this world it was math, any form of math would do it, but geometry was the worst. For one, Sasuke was in there, Two, it was taught by that pervert Jiraiya, he was always looking down her shirt, and that was one sure fire way to send Sakura into a raging fury.

Slowly she slid the door open to reveal her geometry class room, and all of its happy occupants, Sakura didn't get how people could be so happy at seven in the morning, and she didn't want to find out, she got angry just thinking about it.

"HEY forehead girl!" Sakura heard Ino shout before she turned around and gave her the trademark glare that said "I'm not awake yet, try to talk to me, and I will eat you" as she lowered herself down into her seat, and slammed her head down against the cold wooden desk. Noticing someone poking her in the shoulder she turned around and glared at them while her eye twitched, that is until she noticed who it was.

"Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, what in the HELL are you doing here?" Sakura asked Lee trying to get as far away as possible.

"Sakura my dearest cherry blossom, it has been so long, the weekend took you away from me, I cried daily imagining that I would never see your smiling face again." Lee said striking his trade mark pose. Sakura found this pose extremely creepy, because it made his eyebrows look like they were alive. Lee was Sakura's new crazy neighbor; she'd been trying to escape him since he moved in almost a week ago. He was constantly spouting off stuff about Sakura being the girl he was going to marry some day.

Sakura couldn't believe her crappy luck, she'd went from having a complete and total ice cube (A.K.A. Sasuke), and a pervert in this class and now she could add a crazed fan boy.

"My dear Sakura you are looking ill whatever may I do for you I'll travel to Hell and back to get what you need!"

Lee's saying this just made Sakura's eye twitch more. Ino noticing the impending danger to the innocent psycho know as Lee ran over and grabbed Sakura's arm to lead her out of the classroom before Lee's face met Sakura fist.

"OH look its pinky!" said Sasuke in a shrill tone trying to imitate a girl.

"Oh look Ino it's a loser whatever shall we do?" Sakura said sarcastically as she pushed Sasuke out of her way so she could stand outside the classroom. Sasuke made her so angry, she absolutely hated his guts. She had her reasons of course. They'd been best friends for a very long time, Sakura had even like him. That was until he had decided that he wasn't going to hang out with any girl because his fan club had gotten to big. At that point, he'd cussed Sakura out, and left her staring at him as he walked away. She hadn't talked to him nicely since.

Sakura was leaning up against the door scowling when she noticed Kiba, Neji, and Naruto show up. They were so close to being late, but that was just like them, they were almost always almost late.

"SAKURA-CHAN!" Sakura heard Naruto scream before he ran up and hugged her. Naruto was the only person who ever hugged Sakura at this hour. Most people she'd just send flying away from her as fast as possible, but well Sakura and Naruto had been friends for along time so she tended to ignore it when he did the forbidden. The rest of the guys said hello, with the exception of Neji, all Neji did was glare. Of course glaring was what Neji did best.

"Hello Neji, it's so nice to see you today" Sakura said her voice carrying a slightly sarcastic tone as she walked around him and slid into class. Neji was too much like Sasuke in Sakura's opinion so naturally she tortured him, and she tortured him bad.

NEJI POV

She was standing by the door when we arrived, her hands behind her head as she leaned against the wall. Her pink hair which normally reached all the way down to her knees was tied up in a knot which was slowly slipping loose. She was dressed in baggy black pants with strings and chains up the sides; her shirt was a black and red corset top. Neji knew that if he looked at her feet they would be covered in those evil boots she wore. They were steeled toed (He knew from experience) and they came all the way up to her thigh lacing all the way to the top.

"Hello Neji, it's so nice to see you today" Neji heard Sakura say her voice carrying its normal velvety sarcastic tone. Neji hated the girl, but he loved the sound of her voice, it was smooth, and oddly comforting. As she walked around him he gave her one more glare before looking away to go find his desk.

SAKURA POV

She watched Neji sit down at his desk imagining exactly what kind of tortures she could do to him and his friend Sasuke today. She didn't really have a reason to dislike Neji, but she just did, it was like she had to. Sakura was broken out of her thoughts by the voice of her loud lecherous geometry teacher.

"Ah class a fine day for geometry; I see all of my female students are looking gorgeous as usual." Jiraiya said listening with interest to the groans of sheer anger, and annoyance coming from his students, as he went on a mad ramble about the latest Icha, Icha book he was writing. The female population of the class was just sitting there glaring at him royally, with the exception of one.

"Sakura Haruno, it seems you are not paying any attention to me today, I know you can pass the class, but that doesn't mean your attention can waiver when I'm talking."

"Why? You were just talking about that pervy book that you write, and I really don't wish to hear about that book." Sakura said one of her eyebrows rose as she looked at her teacher.

"Young lady, I think you should go see principal Tsunade, tell her I sent you for insulting my fine works of literature."

"Is this supposed to be punishment, I love that woman." Sakura said as she skipped out of the classroom, much to the amusement of most in the room.This was fine by Sakura, she absolutely loved to go see Tsunade, and the woman was just so much fun to talk to.

Sakura skipped down the hallway eager to get to Tsunade's office, when she ran head first into Kakashi, her English teacher. He was looking at her with huge tears in his eyes.

"Sakura, is it true that you insulted my favorite book?" Kakashi's tears were now running in comic streams down his face. "How could you be so cruel Sakura? You were such a sweet girl when you were younger!" He ran off down the hallway opening his new Icha Icha Paradise to keep him company as he sobbed. Sakura watched him wondering what the hell he had to drink in the morning, and if she could steal it so that he could never use it again. She was also wondering how the hell he knew about that incident already. Continuing her long walk down the hallway Sakura finally arrived at principal Tsunade's office.

"Ah Sakura there's my favorite student. I heard you made Kakashi cry because you told off Jiraiya's book! I'm so proud of you!" Tsunade said as she walked up to Sakura and hugged her. Sakura had expected this reaction; it was why the principal was one of her favorite people. Looking at the clock Sakura noticed it was now eight o'clock, and she could now act fully awake.

"Ooh Tsunade, I have a plan." Sakura said, an evil glint shining in her emerald eyes, as she let out an evil cackle.

"Yes Sakura, please feel free to plan in a devious manner expectable of a young girl." Tsunade said rubbing her hands together; she knew this was going to be good. God she loved talking to this girl, they were so much alike you could swear that they were actually related. Walking over to her desk Tsunade pulled out a large bottle of Sake, and poured herself a cup as she watched Sakura scheme.

"Okay Tsunade, here's what we do, I'm sorry, but you will have to sacrifice some Sake to this mission." Sakura said

"Sacrifice my Sake?" Tsunade arched her eyebrows, this had better be very, very good, that was the only way that Sakura was ever going to get her evil little paws on Tsunade's Sake.

"We'll take your some of your sake, and carefully spill it on the books in Jiraiya's class, then you being the capable adult that you are, will carefully drop a match on them."

"Ya know kid that just might work." Tsunade said thoughtfully.

Sakura sweatdropped at this, of course it would work, it was one of her genius plans, her plans always worked. "Well Tsunade as much as I absolutely love getting sent to the principal's office, I need to get back to Geometry, I still haven't tortured Jiraiya enough today." She walked out the door making sure to wave goodbye to her favorite educator. Sakura skipped her way down the hallway, her long hair swaying from where it had fallen out of its knot.