Revenge of the Dyed
Author - Silvereyesish
Genre- Humor, Axel and Roxas style.
Rating - PG, for absolutely no reason.
Summary- Oneshot. Revenge is for kids. Good thing Roxas is only fifteen.
Disclaimer -
Oh, come on. Do I really have to say I don't own Kingdom Hearts? Would I be writing fanfiction for it if I owned it?
Note -
Since I got the most reviews for my previous story featuring the antics of Roxas and Axel, I decided to make a sequal. Here you go. Have fun.
Today was the day.
Roxas sat down at the kitchen table, looking extremely pleased. Finally. After two months, three days, and seven hours, it was going to happen. Two months, three days, and seven hours of that evil that is known to many as the color pink.
Roxas was once again a blonde.
In his excitement, Roxas actually giggled (sending several passersby into shock-induced comas). And yes, you read that right. He giggled. I would have put 'chuckled' to save his pride, but the laugh was just to girly to be labeled a chuckle. But I digress.
Demyx, who was staring intently at his plate of pancakes, looked up, puzzled. Had that noise come from Roxas? Was it even possible for Roxas to make any noise of mirth? Shrugging, Demyx turned back to his pancakes, figuring it was his imagination.
Xigbar, however, had seen Roxas giggle. At the moment, his jaw was resting comfortably on the table. The end of the world was near. It had to be.
Zexion, the only other Nobody currently present at the kitchen table, completely ignored the others, concentrating fully on his delightfully delicious doughnut. Try saying that five times fast.
Roxas glanced at the clock. Yes, it was noon. Axel always woke up at noon. Time for his revenge.
Sure enough, Axel shuffled into the room at that moment, and headed straight for the coffee and muffins on the counter. A couple of laughs followed him into the room, and he glanced over his shoulder, looking around with bleary eyes. Upon seeing that Demyx and Xigbar were giggling like a pair of twelve year old girls (that seems to be the case with many of the Organization members), Axel knew something was going on.
Axel gave them a glare, which was sort of weak since he wasn't fully awake yet, and turned back to his coffee. It was then that he heard a different noise.
What was that?
Axel turned around once more, almost dropping the muffin in his hand. That noise...it was laughter.
Zexion's laughter.
Now seriously creeped out, Axel glanced over at Roxas, and felt a shiver run down his spine at the sight of the kid's evil grin. What the hell was going on?
"Sooo...Axel. How long will it take to grow that out?"
Axel's eyes widened at Roxas' question, and then realized that something was very wrong. His head felt...light. Like there was nothing...there...
With a screech, Axel tossed the muffin into the air and his hands flew up to the top of his head. To his dismay, there was nothing there. His beautiful red locks...they were gone. All Axel could feel on the top of his head was the slick touch of a bald head.
Axel's hands dropped to his sides, and for a moment, he kind of just stood there, without moving, or breathing, it seemed. Roxas stood up, looking a bit concerned, and walked over to Axel, waving his hands in front of the sea-form eyes. For a moment, there was no reaction, until suddenly Axel snapped back to reality. In a very calm tone, Axel smiled down at his best friend and said:
"Roxas. I'm going to give you five seconds to run."
Roxas didn't need another warning.
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Silvereyesish
