Norway and Belarus thought, as nations, they couldn't make children, so they fucked, without protection, sadly the fuck scene was censored in my mind. Then the next morning, a crib fell from the sky and onto Belarus' arms with the note

'Next time use protection - god'

And they learned their lesson to use protection next time they fuck, which would be never. Then they were stuck raising a child and then sent it away because they want the child to have a happy life and shit like that. A few years later, he became a famoust artist and violinist, they cried tears of joy, seeing their son so successful, but then they realized their son would probably not remember them because they were shitty and lazy parents, but they were happy anyway

So kids, the lesson learned here is to never abandon your kid because he can be a successful musician in the future

Q/A: Who's this child?