Hey everyone! First fic! Aren't you happy for me? Lol. I'm trying to make this funny, but I don't think it's working. Anywayz, R&R!

Alex: Don't be happy for her. This is a really bad fic! I'm warning you!

Don't listen to her! She's wrong! Oh, and she's my muse. She's really mean, so don't listen to her.

A: Right. You're just mad because I beat you at Chess.

No I'm not! And you didn't beat me! You cheated!

A: Right…

*turns her nose up* Whatever. Anywayz, enjoy the chapter everyone!

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ. So don't sue. I wish I did though…

Chapter one: POD

One day, Yajirobe [1] was walking down the street looking at all the bakery stores in sight [2]. He walked left and right, this way and that way, but he couldn't seem to find his favorite doughnut shop! He was so devastated that he sat down on the curb and started crying. What he didn't notice was that he sitting right in front of that very doughnut shop that he was looking for.

He cried and cried, but no one seemed to care. Finally, a guy inside the doughnut shop went out to see why Yajirobe was sitting in front of the shop crying. "Hey man. What'cha doin' out heya cryin' for?" he asked Yajirobe.

Yajirobe looked up teary eyed. "I couldn't find my favorite doughnut shop!" He then burst into tears. The guy asked him what the name of the shop was. "It's called POD. Short for 'Police Official Doughnuts' [3]. *sniffle* And I can't find it!!!!!" The exclamation marks might have been a little over exaggerated…

"Man, did'ja know dat da shop is righ' behind'ja?"  The guy pointed behind him. Yajirobe looked behind at the shop and gasped. There was his shop! His poor shop that he had been neglecting… If you call going there almost everyday neglecting. I still don't know how he could've gotten lost either. Must've stuffed himself with too many doughnuts and crammed his brain. *snigger* *cough cough* Back to the story.

So Yajirobe thanked the guy and rushed into the store. He went straight to the counter and ordered a dozen doughnuts. As he sat down at a table near the counter, he saw Saiyaman and Saiyaman 2! So instead of sitting down at the table, he made his was towards them.

Very short, I know.

A: You could have done more…

And you were supposed to help me! But did you? Nooo!

A: The doughnuts were waiting for me! I couldn't let Yajirobe eat all of them!

Very funny. Anywayz,-

A: REVIEW!!

Hey! I was supposed to say that! …

[1] I'm not sure if that's how everyone spells it.

[2] Does he even go out?

[3] *shrugs* What? I just can't forget the first few episodes where Yajirobe is stuffing his face with doughnuts from the police…