Here is your halloween scary story! I gave it some thought and decided this oneshot should be... iCARLY!

*narrators pov*

Samantha, or Sam, Puckett, Fredward, or Freddie, Benson, and Carlotta, or Carly Shay, were sitting in the living room together, table and couch moved to the back of the room. They were sitting on bean bags with a flashlight shining on their faces, telling ghost stories.

"And then Elena Gilbert(LOL!) looked into the Beaver-Snake's eyes, and it bit her head off! And Voldemort(Who else?) in the backround made it eat poor Sonny's feet(Catching the trails?)!" Carly finished. Sam had fallen asleep and Freddie was eyeing his laptop in the corner of the room.

"SAM!" The brunette yelled.

Sam shot up and started her story.

She told of a man, and evil man. He had eyes as gold as honey and skin that sparkled in the sun. He called himself, A VAMPIRE! His name? EDWARD CULLEN!(insert DUN DUN DUUUNNN) He walked around trying to do good and eating BUNNIES! And across the world there was a smart and strong man, his name was Nuck Chorris(Chuck Norris)."

At this point Freddie stopped eyeing his laptop, what a mistake.

"Nuck Chorris knew all, and he was very mad at this Vampire Wanna-Be. He traveled all the way to the residence of the fake. The sparkler was so terrified that he died of fright. But before that happened Nuck Chorris ran into him, and went insane. He loved pink and glitter and kicked everything in 10 miles. He kicked a bomb and died, but his ghost travels the world, attacking everything he can. He started both world wars, Nuck Chorris is that powerful. Don't cross Nuck Chorris." She finished.

Freddie and Carly looked like they were going to pee themselves, because even though it seems so calm of a story, she told it that well.

Benson was about to start his story, when the lights flickered, and died.

Now, they were scared Chizless by her story, and it was Halloween, so they freaked.

Spencer had gone to the asylum to teach them to paint(so Spencer), and Mrs. Benson had left to go to a convention about disinfecting and putting on bandaids(would you expect less?) so the trio was all alone.

Suddenly a scream resonated through the apartment and the lights sparked back on.

The girly Carlotta, was gone.

Sam screamed like the girl she refused to be, and started freaking out. She was not used to being scared, so this was all new.

Freddie, on the other hand, was holding it together better, just barely though. He pulled out the slip of paper with his mother's number on it, walking towards the phone.

A more manly scream(*cough cough* NOT *cough cough*) was heard as the lights did their show again.

The new clock crowed that it was twelve, as a crow popped out like in a kuku clock.

Sam was wearing her halloween costume still, dressed as Carly, complete with heals. Said heals made her trip, and she fell and lost conciousness.

As she awoke the living room was in it's correct order, laying on the couch with her head pounding.

Spencer stood there along with Carly and Freddie.

Prejudices forgotten she grabbed all three in a huge hug. She didn't ask what had happened, but Spencer sheepishly explained what happened.

"But what about me falling? I didn't trip over anything and I felt someone push me. I would have seen you walk in Spence." She asked.

His shocked expression explained that he didn't do that.

"But if you didn't do that, who did?" Carly asked.

DUN DUN DUUUNNNN! and there you go, your halloween one shot for iCarly! I feel that could be a real episode, expecially the end including if it was ghosts or not. How did you like it?