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Edward: Yo whats up Colonel Bastard.

L: Hello. Who is this "Colonel Bastard"? I am L, the world's greatest detective. And you are?

Edward: I'm Edward Elric the FullMetal Alchemist, and how the hell do I know your a detective?

L: Currently, there is a 8% chance of you being Kira. And if you do not believeme, jist ask Light-kun. (shows handcuff)

Light: Damnit, Ryuzaki, why do you always drag me into things? -_-'

L: Because there is a 65% chance of you being Kira.

Edward: Well I don't know who the hell Kira is but have you seen Envy?

Envy: I'm right here Chibi-san

Edward: AHH! HELP ME HE'S TRYING TO HUG ME TO DEATH!

L: (looks at Light) Light-kun? As Kira does it bother you that someone is taking your place?

Light: Shut the hell up, Ryuzaki. And how did a short blond kid and a palm tree thing get into the task force room?

Edward: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE CAN DRAWN IN A MOLESCULE OF WATER.

Envy: Calm down Chibi-san he didn't say that. (hugging Ed)

Light: What the hell is this?

L: (takes out phone) Watari, please bring up some snakes for my guests and I.

Watari: Yes sir.

L: And candy. Lots of sugar.

Envy: And bring up some shrimp too.

Edward: I'm going to kill you Envy.

L: Your percentage of being Kira, blond one is now 20%.

Light: Stop with the percentages already!

L: Oh, you know I love you, Light-kun. (kisses light)

Envy: You know I love you too Chibi-san

Edward: I know. (kisses Envy)

Alphonse: Brother! (comes through door) Where are we? Whyis Envy here? And who are these people?

Light: And now a talking suit of armor is here! What the f*ck is this!

L: Light-kun, please watch your mouth.

Light: (mutters) Thats not what you said last night.

L: I am L. The worlds greatest detective.

Alphonse: This isn't Central Command?

L: I am sorry, this is the Task Force for the Kira case Headquarters.

Alphonse: Oh. I'll wait outside, brother.

Watari: Your food, Ryuzaki.

L: Thank you, Watari. ( shoves a spoon of icecream in mouth)

Envy: Here Chibi-san want some milk?

Edward: Not in a million years, Envy.

Envy: What if I let you drink it from my mouth.

Edward: Okay! ( Envy gives Ed the milk mouth to mouth)

Light: F*ck, this is disgusting.

L: But you had a different white substance in your mouth last night. (wink)

Light: (blushes red)

L: (turns to Ed) So what can I help you with?

Edward: We were looking for Central Command like my little brother said.

Envy: We need to see Colonel Bastard and give him his punishment from last week.

L: Oh,Okay. There is a police building about one block away.

Edward: Thanks. Have fun you two. (all three grinning)

Light: Finally, they're gone! (shoves L on couch) This is payback from last night.

L: Are you angry because I topped you?

Light: ...Maybe...