I've wanted to write something like this for a long time now because I don't feel Kuronue gets the attention he deserves. I know this has probably been done many times before but I wanted to try it for myself. This is for all you fangirls out there who want to show their love for Kuronue.
Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own anything affiliated with Yu Yu Hakusho so no sewing allowed.
Youko1776-Welcome to the Nocturnal Talkshow! I'm here with your favorite bishie chimera KURONUE! crowd cheers All right, quiet down everyone, you don't want to scare him off too soon. suddenly quiet Okay…so Kuronue, I have some questions for you to answer.
Kuronue-And what if I don't want to?
Youko1776-Then I'll have to put you on time-out and take away your pendant privileges.
Kuronue- pouts But I don't wanna…
Youko1776- Too Bad! Okay, finally on to the first question… Can you really use your winds to fly?
Kuronue- Yes, I can fly great distances, but they're still quite sensitive.
Youko1776- Really?… OOOOhhh, they're so soft and leathery!
Kuronue- Hey! No Touchy!!
Youko1776- Sorry, I can't help myself. They're so adorable!
Kuronue- Well, just stick to asking the questions, and no funny business.
Youko1776- Fine,fine. So …are you Gay?!
Kuronue-falls over WHAT?! I AM NOT GAY….I'm bi.
Youko1776- 0.o.. Are you currently in a relationship right now?
Kuronue- Well, I was with my former partner Youko for a while, now that he's in the human world, I'm currently single.
Youko1776-Hear that fellow fangirls!? He's SINGLE! audience squeals
Kuronue- Not that I'd ever hook-up with you, but perhaps after the show we could go down town and get a latte?
Youko1776-Sure, I'd love to. Next question… Why do you wear that old hat? It's really ratty looking.
Kuronue- Well I beg your pardon, Youko gave me this hat for a birthday present and I love this hat, I never take it off.
Youko1776-Even taking baths?
Kuronue- Yep even baths.
Youko1776-0.o Eww do you have really bad hat hair?
Kuronue- I would imagine so. I haven't taken this off in over 500 years.
Youko1776-How did you get your pendant?
Kuronue-Actually, it was a gift from my late mother before she died. I was young then and my father had left on some job that he sometimes took to pay the bills. drifts off into lalaland
Youko1776- Oooookay…well I guess that's all for today, see ya next time.
Sorry I know it sucked. This is my first talkshow, so try not to flame. You can submit your own questions and comments and I'll put them on the show. Remember to review.
Youko1776
