Sugary Blue Monkeys.

Chapter 1: Marik And The Cheesy Puffs.

Roo: It's time for a Fanfic.

Ruby: Yesh.

Marik: A good Fanfic.

Ruby: Yesh.

Roo: One that is funny and out of the ordinary.

Ruby: Yesh.

Marik: One where there is lots of sugar.

Ruby: Yesh.

Roo: And one where people get sent to the shadow realm for saying "Yesh" all the time.

Ruby: Y- oh.

Roo: DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN YU-Gi-OH OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. Now you cannot sue me. Muaha.

Claimer: I own Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Sahar and Re. They are characters of my creation. No stealy. Me, Lorna and Eloise are real people btw. So, no using us in your Fanfics, hmm? Unless you have permission or something.

Ruby and Marik: On with the fic!!!

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Everything was quiet in the Seaspray residence (A/N Quiet? at my house? Wow!) Eloise was sitting on the sofa in the living room, munching cheesy puffs. Her bright blonde hair only reached her shoulders. Her eyes were a deep,gentle blue. At her feet were the wrappers of seven packets of cheesy puffs.

Over the other side of the living room, Bakura was conducting experiments using a handy nearby mouse and a plug socket to see whether cheesy puffs and mice conducted electricity. Marik was being weird as usual. This time though, he had really outdone himself. He had shoved cheesy puffs up his nose.

At that moment Malik came in the living room. The first thing he noticed was a loud bang, followed by a loud squeak, and the smell of something burning. "Hmm, I guess cheesy puffs do conduct electricity." said Bakura, holding up the poor mouse, who had been fried.

"Hey Marik, come look at this." Marik obliged, walking over to Bakura with orange cheesy puff powder on his face and nose. "Cool!" said Marik, as the white-haired yami held up the blackened mouse which was still smoking. "You guys are weird" muttered Malik. "Yeah? Well, not as weird as you obviously, 'cause you're boring." said Marik.

Malik faced his yami. "Yeah? Well, that's rich coming from someone who's just shoved about twelve cheesy puffs up each nostril due to boredom!"

"I wasn't bored!" Marik said defensively. "I was trying to set the world record for shoving cheesy puffs up each nostril!"

Malik sighed. "Marik, there is only one person in the world who stuffs cheesy puffs up their nostrils, and that person is you."

Marik suddenly sneezed, unintentionally shooting cheesy puffs out each nostril like a lethal cheesy puff gun. Some of the cheesy puffs got stuck at the back of Marik's nose, and he sneezed several times trying to remove the cheesy puffs.

"Ugh, I think there's one still up there somewhere" said Marik. Bakura decided to count the slimy cheesy puffs to see how many were there. "9, 10, 11. Nope, you're still missing one" said Bakura.

"Nguuu!" Marik tried forcing the cheesy-puff out, but it wouldn't go. "Fucking Ra!" cried Bakura, as the cheesy puff suddenly shot lightning-speed out of Marik's nose.

"Roo, Marik's in trouble." Eloise called up the stairs. "No, I'm not anymore." Marik said happily, stuffing another couple cheesy puffs up his nose.

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Ruby: Eew.

Marik: stuffing more cheesy puffs up his nose What?

Roo: -.- Anyway. Hope you found it funny. Please review. I want to see what everybody else thinks. Hope you didn't find it too disgusting.