I rolled out of bed looking cool as usual. "GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE NOW, BITCH!" Richard my step dad yelled. Oh what a beautiful sound to wake up to. Bitch is Richard's favourite nickname for me. Apparently, he doesn't agree that I'm cool.
I ran down the stairs. "Yes daddy-o." I said smirking widely. "DID YOU DRAW A DICK ON MY FOREHEAD?" Richard yelled in face. "First personal space, bro. And second, nope I drew you." I replied cheekily. "Stop be cheeky, Riley." Mom warned. "Nah. I signed you up for a anger management class, Richard. Don't worry bud no need to pay me back." I said winking.
"YOU BITCH! GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Richard yelled. I ignored him and got a popsicle out of the fridge. "Nah, I'm good." I replied sitting down next to Louie my older brother. "HOW DARE YOU!" Richard yelled. "I just did. You won't do anything. Otherwise I'll call the cops." I said whipping out my phone with a smirk.
I ran out laughing. Richard was covered in goo. I got my skateboard and skated to the park. Suddenly Regina bumped into me. "Oh hello, Regina. How are you?" I asked smirking. "Ew. It's you." Regina groaned. "Oh stop you're making me blush." I said sarcastically with a smirk.
"So who are you running from?" Regina asked. "Just my fan club. You my queen?" I said smirking. Regina rolled her eyes. "I was going to meet with Janis." Regina said. Regina stopped being a bitch, but that didn't mean we didn't have a fierce rivalry.
"There she is. Yo, Janis. What you up to?" I yelled calling Janis over. "Hey Riley. What you up to?" Janis asked. "The usual. Stealing people's hearts. Such as this beautiful Queen." I said winking at Regina. Janis laughed. "Good luck with that mission." Janis said. I shrugged.
"Well, I've got everyone else's heart. So you know, Regina will be next." I smirked confidently. "That'll happen when hell freezes over." Regina scowled. I got my phone. I gasped dramatically. "I just got a call from hell. It's frozen over. Well I guess now you're mine." I said 'solemnly'.
Regina raised her eyebrows. "Never heard that one. Extra points." Regina laughed slightly. I smirked. "I'm on a point system now, my Queen?" I asked laughing.
"GET BACK HERE BITCH!" Richard yelled a dick still on his face and covered in goo. "Hey daddy-o. Nice nickname. P.S. You try anything I have witnesses." I said calmly, my smirk widening. "I'm your step dad. YOU REMEMBER THAT BITCH!" Richard yelled in my face. Spit was all over my face. I wrinkled my nose as I wiped the spit. "Heard of hygiene? Guessing by your stench, the answer's no." I said raising my eyebrows still smirking cheekily.
"YOU BITCH!" Richard yelled. "Oh thank you daddy-o. You flattery's too much." I said sarcastically my smirk widening. "Wait until you get home." Richard said menacingly.
"I think that's a threat. I could get the cops on you. Again I have witnesses who heard your threat. They may hate me but they're not monsters." I said 'innocently'. Richard was fuming. "Well see you around daddy-o. Hope you like my sketch of you." I said hopping on my skateboard wearing a smirk on my face.
