Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. This is just for fun.
Gods are supposed to be immortal, omnipotent and omniscient.
In a religion featuring only one god, that is an understandable assumption and keeps things rather simple.
But in religions with many deities, things get complicated really quickly. Especially when they are supposed to belong in different power-tiers, I mean how can one entity be more omniscient that another?
So when the Divine Kami of Karmic Rewards for Determinators turned anti-left thrice too much in the gigantic multidimensional clusterfuck that the multiverse is, the entities aware of this only chuckled lightly to themselves and waited for the coming entertainment.
When the Divine Kami of Karmic Rewards for Determinators finally spotted its target, its was very eager to execute its mission. After all, it was a fairly young Kami, not even a millennium old. So when it spotted the young blonde boy wearing orange who was leaning over a big scroll in some woods, it never thought about the possibility that this was not where it should be right now.
Thereby wrongly confirmed to be in the right place, time and dimension, it went to complete its task and grant the boy the ability to learn the jutsu he was reading about in the scroll.
Satisfied with its work, the Divine Kami of Karmic Rewards for Determinators left the dimension again.
Had it stayed a bit longer, it might have heard the boys muttering.
"Damn how long will it be before Mizuki-sensei shows up? I've already got the kage-bunshin down... Well it can't hurt if I learn a second jutsu, just to be sure? So what's this? 'Chakra Enhanced Strength'? 'Enhances the users physical strength depending on how much chakra is used to enhance the users body, enabling then to easily shatter rocks...'! Wow that's so cool! I gotta learn this!"
That was said by an Uzumaki Naruto who was in fact only eleven and had just failed the graduation exam for the second time that day. And for some reasons he was approached by Mizuki who told him of an alternative way to become shinobi of the leaf. Only fore some reason Mizuki is late for the meeting with Naruto in the forest.
Additionally this was a version of the Narutoverse where the mechanics of the Enhanced Strength worked a bit different. Had Naruto read a bit further in the scroll to the remarks about the jutsu, he would have found an entry which stated that one needed an insane amount of chakra control an medical knowledge to make this jutsu work, and that therefore only ninja with very small reserves or a bloodline would be able to learn it.
Naruto of coarse did not read that part, and even if he had, he wouldn't have cared.
Which was exactly the reason why he would be able to learn it anyway.
Divine Intervention does that to you.
Hmm I don't know where I want to go with this. For now think of it as a one-shot/ random plot idea.
