A/N: I just got this idea in my head while I was going to the bathroom. I was thinking about the stupid Bill Nye movie we were forced to watch today in science. Bill was donating blood. Oooo... exciting... Anywho, I doubt this is very hilarious, and if it wasn't, it was a failed attempt. So flame me and I'll post them and laugh at your face. Rated PG13 for language and blood.
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Our most beloved homocidal maniac was sitting by his fireplace sorting through his mail, throwing useless letters into the flames.
"Bill... *toss* Bill... *toss* Merry Christmas... in July? *toss*" He mumbled. A small glint in his eyes appeared as he read aloud: "Donate your bodily fluids at the mall today at 2:00... Hm... sounds interesting..." He looked at the clock. "1:45? I'll be off!" He stood up, threw all the other letters into the fire, grabbed his trench coat and waltzed out the door.
