Once upn an timet ehre was a hobbit named ryan who was a hobbit nd one day he was lookin in his sock drawr and thn he saw dobby from harrp pottr in there wearin his socks cause idk hes got a sock fetish or sum thin wht evr yeh so thn dobby said "hello ryni am yur spirit snimal lets go have the sex" and then ryn and dobby nd ryan had the sex with hobbit penisses and stuff u kno the sex stuff wotj the sex and then they stoped bedcause they were done thd sex and then they got on a hoars or some shit what do hobbits even ride they are little fat midgets like those oompa looma motehrfuckers they nedd a tradmill or sum shit idk and then they road away in2 the sunset nd had moe sex nd stuff in the sunset and then chaptor 1 ended cause there wss do much sex u dont even kno