Nick Jonas as Marius from Les Miserables looked up at the heavens and he lay sprung across the grass. Oh how the universe looked glorious from the presence of his humble eyes. He couldn't wait for Billy Elliot from the hit musical 'Billy Elliot' to arrive. Nick J thought intensely about the beautiful ballet dancer as he hummed the tune to a rap remix version of 'a heart full of love'
'one day more' he thought 'one more day until Billy babe is mine, oh all mine. Yes mine. Yes'
Marius began to feel slightly more passionate then usual as he thought about the sexy northern lassy. It was just like him to let him penis do the thinking.
'OH BILLY' he cried out 'I FEEL MY SOUL ON FIRE'
'ya' WHAT?' hollered Bills in a cute northern accent. He was such a hottie marius-nick couldn't bare it. 'Oh I didn't see you there, I'm embarrased' smiled Nick, his American accent coming through the fake English one.
'what did you say about my penis?' cried the 11 year old 'you aren't a poof are ya'?'
'WHAT NO I DIDN'T SAYING ANYTHING' screamed the jobro crying out in pain much like Channing Tatum in a hay sack
'I was just joking' chuckled the Elliot, oh boy was he a jokester and Nick jerry J love it so bad!.
'let us go bowling!' shouted nick ' AND LETS NOT INVITE MILEY OMJ IM NOT OVER HER YET DANM :/'
'okay babes, that's a good idea honey cheeks' grinned Billy and he walked over to take the barricade boys hand. Marius felt a tingle of wisdom, cheeky-fun and lust in his powdered wig. 'Brilliant'
Billy felt an undying rhythm in him feet, and in other places ;)
They frenched. Maruis felt patriotic and Billy Elliot just loved to boogie.
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