Herro :D Welcome to my FanFic!

WARNING: CRACK FIC! If this story scars you, it is not my fault! It's the crack'ness of this story's fault! You were warned!

Characters: Amu and Ikuto

Summary: In a Magical Bunny Utopia, Ikuto the cat is trying to steal something from the Bunny Princess, but what will she do? Read to find out!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Amu, Ikuto, Bunnies, Cats, Princesses, or Virison!


Once upon a time, in a magical bunny utopia, there lived a bunny princess named Amu. She had strawberry pink fur, with beautiful topaz eyes, and instead of wearing a princess crown, she would throw that to the side and put her red X clip on her left bunny ear.

Amu's life wasn't easy, a long with ruling a magical bunny topia, unicorns, rainbows, cupcakes and all things epic, she had to deal with Ikuto, the evil, mischievous, midnight blue cat with purplish-blue eyes. He was always trying to steal her vir...vir...VERIZON PHONE PLAN! Yes, that dirty scum bag of a cat was always trying to steal Amu's Verizon phone plan!

One day, after Amu's litter bath with the soothing scent of ... litter? She hopped into her bedroom with some dried grass and a glass of water, only to see Ikuto talking in a girls voice to whom she knew was the phone company, " Yes, I would like to switch this phone plan to the name..." He was cut off by Amu's irritated scream, " IKUTO TSUKIYOMI !" She dropped what was in her hand and stormed over to the surprised blue cat in an outrage. The cell phone that was once in Ikuto's hand, was now on the floor, thanks to him dropping it, and he scurried out the window onto a branch of a near by tree. The angered bunny princess followed.

On the branch stood Ikuto and Amu. Amu grabbed Ikuto's collar, pulling him close to her face, "Don't you dare try and steal my damn Verizon phone plan AGAIN! To make sure you don't fucking try it again... YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH! AHAHA!" She shoved him of the branch with all her might, sending him plummeting to the ground, smashing his head open when he finally landed from the 50 foot drop, dying instantly.

Amu celebrated her success by texting ALL her bunny friends with Verizon phone plans, having one huge Verizon Phone Plan party in her castle, in the magical bunny Utopia, living happily ever after.


_o.O Amu's really creepy when it comes to her phone ... ANYWAYS! See I didn't warn you for fun, I warned you cause this is some pretty messed up shit!

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