The Double-Cross
This is the second chapter to The Tokyo Mew Mew Talk Show. This time we have a new co-host with us, Saba.
Odin: Welcome back to the Tokyo Mew Mew Talk Show. This time we have a new co-host.
(Saby opens her mouth ready to speak and Saba jumps in to say)
Saba: Yes we do Odin!
(Saby looks back at her)
Saby: Yeeeeeah! (Has an evil look in her eyes)
Odin: (Awkwardly.) Don't even think of it.
Saby: (Disappointedly) Ok.
Saba: (Jumps in.) What are you talking of?
Saby: (Cheerfully fake tone) Nothing! (Takes out a knife)
Odin: Saby! No! Wrong! Bad Kitty! (She lowers her head.)
Odin: Ok! Our guest today is…
Saba: (Jumps in) Lettuce and Keiichiro.
Saby: Hey! That was my line!
Saba: (Innocently fake) Oops! My bad! (They look at each other with hate and lightning shoots out of her eyes)
Odin: (Jumps of fear.) Whoa! Ok come in our guest.
(Lettuce and Keiichiro come in with faces of disappointment.)
Saba: Why such long faces?
Saby: Yeah! Why?
Lettuce: Well it all started when… (Flash back comes in.) Well we were all working on the Café and; we were already going out; we were all talking about which would be the new pastry for the menu. We were brainstorming and he says "well I have to check up on something". So we waited and there we sat. Three hours later came Ichigo came in and said "Well he's been gone to long, Lets check up on him." We searched everywhere and when I went to check his room there he was…
Keiichiro: Please don't say it!
Lettuce: Sorry but I have to. (Sighs) …Fucking a CHERRY TREE… A MALE TREE… AND WITH RYOU!!!!
Everyone: (Gasp) WHAT!!!!!!??????
Keiichiro: Why did you have to say it?
Lettuce: You want to know why? Because of you Ringo is in the psychiatrists. She is traumatized… again.
Odin & Saby: Oh! Come On! In our last show she got traumatized… Three times! (They roll their eyes)
Saba: Does she really get so traumatized all the time? (They shake their head in agreement.)
Odin: Not him again. (Sigh) Any way bring in Ryou who was supposedly there. (Ryou comes in) Ok, ok! Signal screaming fans. (Girls scream. Odin and Saba look beside themselves and see that it was only Saby. )
Saba: Wow! She does have a mouth.
Odin: (sarcastically.) Tell me about it! (Shakes his head in disappointment and rolls his eyes.)
Saby: OMG! It's Ryou!
Odin: Ugh! It gets kind of old.
Saba: I can see how.
Odin: Ok! So what's your story Ryou?
Ryou: Well I was there when she came in.
Lettuce: No you were not. You were with Keiichiro and the tree!
Ryou: What? No I was not!
Minto: (Minto comes in) Yes you were!
Ryou: Ok, ok! I was there. Getting some.
Odin: EWWW! Too much information!
Saba: Seriously!
(Saby's heart breaks.)
Odin: What was that?
Saba: What was what?
Odin: The sound of a heart breaking. (Saba Shrugs)
Saby: How could you?! (Starts running toward Ryou, starts to punch him.) Why?! (Cries)
Odin: (Screams) Saby get a hold of yourself!
Saba: That's right!
Saby: Ok! (She wipes her tears.) I'm over you Ryou! (In the bottom of the screen; some one messing with the screen writes: "Not really!")
Odin: So in other words your both gay?
Lettuce: No there is someone else.
Odin: Ok! So this is just weird.
Saba: so… who?
Saby: Don't tell me it's Kish!
Lettuce: No! It's Masaya!
Crowd: *gasp*
Odin: I saw that coming!
Saba: Me too!
Saby: Yeah! So did I!
Odin, Saba and Saby: Not a real shocker.
(All agree.)
Lettuce: The thing is that he has three personalities: Ayoma, Blue Knight and Deep Blue. The thing is that Blue Knight is Straight, Ayoma is well gay and Deep Blue is Bi-Sexual.
Odin, Saba and Saby: That explains a lot.
Odin: We will make a lie detector test to see if these allegations are true.
(Hannah Montana comes in)
Hannah: Hey ya'll I'm on a boat!
Odin & Saby: I think it is time. (Both look at each other and nod.) So… Saba are you in?
Saba: Sure!
(They all attack Hannah in a four way combo, after they use their Special Purification Attacks.)
Odin: Devine Assault, Holy Lance!
Saby: Devine Assault, Ether Strike!
Saba: Devine Assault, Nebelun Valestí!
Odin, Saby & Saba: (covered in Hannah's blood.) This is all the time we have today. Tomorrow we will have the Polygraph test. Tune in tomorrow to see the results.
Ok! so you know the drill you have to tell me what the result will be. Ok! So please tell me anything in mind it will be a great help.
