The diary of Ianto Jones

14th July 2008 - 2:30pm

Jack did that thing again today where he stands right behind me with his groin pressed against my backside. I swear he just does it for his own amusement. Anyway I had to pretend he wasn't there as I explained to Toshiko an articles I found in the archives. I resisted the urge to jump on him right there and rip his clothes off, I had more dignity than that. Oh dear, I can see Owen smirking at me as I write this, he's probably thinking of how to steal my diary to taunt me. That reminds me, I need to ask Jack not to leave the notes we right each other around the Hub. If Owen got hold of one I think I'd have to withdraw him front sex. (Jack that is, not Owen.) (Okay, that would make me ill)

15th July 2008 - 6:00pm

I asked Jack and he just laughed at me, I think he is just doing on purpose now. He went to say something but there was a weevil sighting.

2 hours later

Stupid bloody weevils! My favourite suit has been ripped to shreds! When we got there we caught the two that had been seen. Then 7 more appeared out of nowhere! 7! Owen & Jack had 2 each which left me 3, they didn't go for me though, oh no, they went for the suit. Actually it is not a suit anymore. My jacket had split down the back which meant my shirt had a rip down the back too and Jack thought it would be funny to tug it so it ripped the whole way down. So then I had to go back to the Hub bare torso, I went to my locker to retrieve some clothes and found only a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. Jack was highly amused by this, I, however just wanted to kill something. Also he had to make it worse by making comments about how sexy I looked when I'm angry. I've decided now, I'm ignoring him and withdrawing him from sex.


16th July 2008 - 3:30pm

Last night Jack wanted me to stay. When he asked I just shook my head and left. The look on his face was priceless. Oh no, he's coming over. I'll retreat to the archives.

In the Archives - 7:46pm

I think I'm really hurting Jack, I know he didn't mean to make fun of me or rip my nice shirt (actually that's probably a lie) I think I may have to resurface.

12:38am - 17th July 2008

Well I resurfaced at 8:06pm. Jack came out his office and I just went straight up the stairs and stood in front of him. Ahh I could smell the pheromones. I just pulled him close and kissed him, putting all the love I feel into it. At first he was a bit surprised as he took a few seconds to respond. After that well you can use your imagination..