This is just a little thing I wrote when I was bored. Very bored. Anyways, this is my first song fic. It's about Jon and Alanna. The song is sung to Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi. –ladyknight
Disclaimer: I don't own Sk8er Boi (I wish I did), Alanna or George, or anything else related to this song exept the lyrics. I also don't own a laptop, a boombox (just speakers), hot pink construction paper or any bananas. I hate bannannas. That's all. Enjoy.
Right now, I would like anyone who would flame me for dissing Jon to stop reading now. If you like Jon and still would like to read it, please no flames at the end.
He was a prince,
She was a page.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was training to be a knight,
Err…She really wanted to fight.
What more can I say?
He wanted her,
She did as well.
But she never could really tell.
Most of her friends,
thought she was male
Cause' she never showed her feminine side.
He was a princey boy,
She said I love you boy,
He was good enough for her.
She had a pretty face,
but she pretended not to be a reeeaaal girl…
After the next book,
With the Bazhir,
Training her kiddies, she's all alone.
Sit's down on her knees (A/N okay I know that's really lame but I couldn't think of anything better)
Guess who she sees,
Jonny boy riding up with his horsies.
She yells to the chief,
He already knows.
He's in his shamen-y robes.
After a while,
He is a poo,
So she leaves him for George too…
He was a princey boy,
She said I love you boy,
He was good enough for her.
But he was a priggy poop,
So she moved to Pirate's Swoop.
Does his ugly face see what she's worth??
(instrumental)
Sorry Jon but you missed out!
Well tough luck that girl's George's now.
They are more than just great friends,
That is how the story ends.
Too bad that you were a poop,
She moved down to Pirate's Swoop.
There is less than meets the eye,
You're way more stupid inside.
George is a thief,
Alanna's a knight.
Can I make it any more obvious?
They are married,
Or haven't you heard?
Oh yeah, you're too stupid to have learned…
Thayet's with the kingy poop,
Alanna's in Pirates Swoop!
She's still the King's Champion though
She'll be at his palacy,
Still watching Kelandry,
Hopin' Jonny'll change his mind….
Thayet's with the kingy poop,
Alanna's in Pirates Swoop!
She's still the King's Champion though
She'll be at his palacy,
Still watching Kelandry,
Hopin' Jonny'll change his mind….
*end*
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All righty then, that's the end. Hope you loved it. Now, please review, but last time I said that, people flamed me more than they commented me L. Anyways, please review, but no flames.
"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."
-ladyknight
PS. A few things. Yes, called ppl poops and poos, and that's just because it rymed with Pirates Swoop. And if I messed up with when Jonny came to the Bazhir, sorry, because last year my "friend" who I only see once a year forgot to bring it back to me (grr…). So I can only read it if I check it out from a library, but I wrote this song in like 5 minutes, but that's ok.
