Hey everyone it's me Nicole. This is my first Stephanie Plum fanfic ,so please tell me what you think. So… on with the story.
I was sitting on the couch in my living room, watching the third Star Wars movie , and I was internally agonizing over a guy so hot could deflect to the bad side , when my phone started vibrating in my pocket. I looked over and saw that it was Ranger's number ,so I quickly flipped my cell open ,and answered. "Lo'" I said a little groggy after sitting on my butt for two hours. "Yo. I need your help with a FTA." That was my Ranger,short and to the point… no well not mine personally… well you get the idea.
" O.K. when and where?"
" Dominoes at 1:00 a.m."
" Just whet I need with my morning a visit to a strip club."
"Babe." He said in an amused tone, as he hung up.
All I can say is he's lucky I'm a Burg girl and know how to dress for any occasion, even a visit to a strip club. I decided to leave the FMPs at home, since they were no good for chasing down bad guys. I pulled out of my closet a dress that covered the bare essentials , but that was basically it. I did my whole beauty regimen would consisted of mascara and smearing on some lipstick. Then I did my best to make my hair look tousled and sexy. I looked at the clock…12:30 a.m. looks like it's time for me to swing my butt out the door. I jumped quickly into my current hunk of junk, and sped off. I pulled into the drive with five minutes to spare, but the people from Rangeman were already there, it was just Tank, Lester. Cal, Ranger, and me, so I assumed it was a small bust.
Ranger walked up to me and filled me in, how there was some slimeball who was running drugs to the little kiddies on the streets. He was caught after he tried to sell 50 lbs of cocaine to a cop, and was dumb enough to pull fire at the officer. Ranger got a hot tip that he'd be at the strip club at one, so here we are. Ranger and I were going in first to scope out the area to see if our man was there. I should've learned from past experience that strippers and sluts were usually on Ranger like stink on a monkey *cough Joyce Barnhardt cough.* Today was no different, they were attacking him from all sides in fact one made a reach for his ahem… private area. "Babe. Help." He whispered in my ear, so I decided to take matters into my own hands, I gently pushed the other girls out of the way ,and none so gently pushed him into a chair where I proceeded to give him a lapdance, after that I sat down in his lap ,and whispered in his ear. "Do you see him?"
"Yes he's the guy over there stuffing the $5 bill into that annoyed stripper's g string.
"Let's go make the apprehension."
He didn't say anything just quietly walked over to where he was and I followed. He explained to him the whole bonding speel, and was trying to quietly lead him out, but I highly doubt this guys going to be seeing the light of day. Apparently he agreed with me because he pulled a gun and fired a shot at Ranger. Big mistake. I happen to know Ranger doesn't like it when people shoot at him. Just as I expected he was barely more than a grease spot on the pavement after Ranger was through with him. Lester was the first comment after they'd finished kicking the slimeball's butt. "Dang, Stephanie where can I sign up for one of those lapdances?" Ranger quickly said, "1-800-never-gonna-happen, you can call and make a reservation."
Hope you enjoyed! Btw don't own any of Janet Evanovich's characters or Anakin Skywalker. *Sigh*
