Frodo , Sam , Merry , Pippin and Aragon/Strider brought the ring to the Elfan(not sure I spelled it right) city Revendell and now every one is thinking how to destroy it.
"what about a trebuchet?" said Boromir looking thoughtfully
"a trebuchet?" asked Gandolf confused
Lord Elrond is sitting in his chair using a look that said 'you can't be serious'
"Yeah" said Borimir looking smug "Why not hurl the ring in to morder?over Saurons defenses!"
Lord Elrond put a hand to his head in defeat knowing where this was going
"That's retarded" said Aragon/Strider giving his thoughts
"Well I don't see you coming up with anything" said Boromir defensively
"Calm down Boromir" said Aragon/Strider
"No!" Shouted Boromir "I don't need your ring or your stupid fellowship!"
"Boromir!"Gandalf said sternly "Shut up!"
"fine"Boromir said sighing in defeat"I still think it's a good idea" he said glaring at Aragon/Strider
They decided to go with Boromirs idea.
Inside Minas Tirith
"I cant believe were doing this" said Aragon/Strider in a please let this be a dream voice
"QUIET RANGER!" Boromir Shouted before turning to Frodo "Cough it up Short stuff!" he ordered
The ring is loaded into the Trebuchet
Boromir is standing nearby "Right. Ready…aim…Fire" he shouted
WOOOOMCH
It was overshot right around all the lands and landed in the side of the misty mountains with a dull splud
"Nice shooting faggot,"said Gandalf from nearby "you fired it into the fuvking mountains"
Boromir looked to the sky hopelessly "dang" he said"Frodos gonna have to get it back"
As soon as he said that Aragon/Strider shouted "You fired it , wonder boy ,You get it"
Again Boromir glared at Aragon/Strider and muttered"Gaylord"
On the ring Boromirs bitching "supid*nngh*ring,…fellowship my ass,… it is"
As he picked it up he thought 'Something this small is really hard to trajectorize…,it needs some sort of guidance system'
Back at the white city Boromir has returned with the ring an Frodo is begging "please" he said" "don't do this"
"I AM THE STEWARD OF GONDOR YOU UPTIGHT LITTLE SHIT I CAN
DOANYTHING I DAMN WELL PLEASE!NOW GET ON THAT CATAPULT"
"im not really sure about this…"said Frodo as he was loaded up
"Ready…
*LAUNCH*
WOOOOOMCH
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…!"screamed Frodo
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…!"he still screamed as he went over the defences' of Mordor
He could hear Pippin Yell as he flew "Try to aim for the Lava,Frodo"
Saurons eye is minding its own business "Doo Dee Doo"
When he sees Frodos black speck "Hey what IS that…its moving awfully f-"
He was cut of by Frodos scream "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
And as Frodo went threw his pupil he Shouted "ah my eye!Oh jeseus im fucking blind" the tower fell he went "aaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Observing the implosion from Minas tirith and every one else in shock that boromirs plan worked Boromir took advantage of the silence and SHOUTED"OWNED! FUCKIN OWNED!DID YOU SEE THAT?DID YOU SEE IT?ONESHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!WHEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
He then turned his attention to Aragon/Strider and recited 'STUPID IDEA BOROMIR!THATS FUCKING RETARDED BOROMIR!" with a smug smile and said "Stick THAT up your hairless,flaccid assholes and tell 'em BOROMIR SENT YA!" he continued ranting with Legolas, Aragon/Strider ,Gandalf and everyone else looking on in horror as he shut up Aragon/Strider muttered "I still say its fucking retarded!"
