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I AM SevenSummary: Set after the movie. After a fight with Mustang, Ed runs off, only to be captured by a depraved alchemist. The alchemist does something that never thought possible, he turns Ed into a live human

Note1: First thing: No sex. This will make is so no one will read, but I don't want to write screwing for : I changed a lot from the series. Ed and Al stayed and destroyed the gate on this side. Wrath, Izumi and Envy didn't die and Ed is still with the military, but Al stays mostly in Resembool for school. Also I made Ed taller, about the same height as Mustang. It's been a year from the movie.

Note 2: It's been awhile so please be gentle.

ChapterOne

Ed sighed and looked glumly at the dark cloudy sky that threatened to pour out rain at any moment.'Why does Mustang want me to come to the office? I gave him the report from my update mission from Yowswell, so what the hell does he want?'

With another sigh Ed entered the building and trudged down the hallway to Mustang's office. With a groan he opened the door and walked in. Breda, Fuery and Havoc looked up, smiles on their lips as the grumpy blonde went up to the desk."So what did you call me for? I gave you the report so what more is there?" Asked Ed.

Mustang looked up with bored interest and rubbed his neck."Well you didn't tell me why you spent an extra day there." His dark eye quirked up and smiled. "Were you getting lucky with a local girl?"

Ed's eyes bugged out and his cheeks flared red. "Of course not! I'm not a horn dog like you who humps ever women's legs!" The blonde yelled with sharp teeth and Havoc and Breda laughed."What the hell is so funny!?" Ed demanded and this time Mustang chortled and stood up as Riza walked into the room.

"It's funny because you're 19 and still a virgin." Mustang, Breda and Havoc laughed while Riza sighed and Ed fumed in embarrassment.

"Well I think it's a good thing that Fullmetal is waiting." She said and the laughter died.

"Thank you Hawkeye." Ed said and Mustang frowned.

"Well then why don't you do the honor and pop his cherry." He said smugly.

"You're disgusting sir." Riza growled, earning looks of surprise.

"What did you say?" Mustang warned and Ed stood in front of her.

"She said you are disgusting. You really changed since I came back." The two glared and Mustang spoke.

"Well maybe that's because you came back." He said. "Maybe we were better with you gone. Maybe you should have stayed in that other world or better yet stay dead." All went quite and Ed stared back in shock, tears threatening to spill out.

'He...he wished I would have been dead? I...I thought everyone was happy that I made it back.' He thought.

"So now you realize how worthless your return is." Mustang said coldly.

"Fuck you!" Ed yelled and ran out.

Riza came to her senses and punched the one eyed man, sending him into the wall behind his desk. "How could you say that!? It's not Ed's fault that you lost your eye, that the other world invaded or that your wages got cut while your workload as increased!" She yelled and picked him up by the collar, shaking him.

"That was pretty harsh." Havoc said.

"Teasing him about being a virgin is one thing, but saying that he should have stayed dead is another." Joined Breda.

"I hope Ed's alright." Fuery said looking out the window as the rain started.

'Shit. I know everything that happened isn't Fullmetal's fault, I know. I just can't control my anger around him anymore.' Mustang thought and stood with a groan as his faced throbbed. "All of you are right." He said. "Okay, lets go and find him."

"And you apologize." Riza said and with a nod they headed out.

Ed ran through the darkened alley crying, the rain drenching him completely. 'That bastard! If he wants me gone so bad I'll go. I'll quit and go back to Resembool.' Through the rain and tears he didn't see the plank wood coming and was knocked out. A dry chuckle rose from the darkened corner and dragged the unconscious alchemist off.

TBC...Maybe