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(A.N – In this timeline KARKAT is in the middle of a MOIRALLEGIANCE with SOLLUX and still has ties with GAMZEE and is in a MATESPRITSHIP with DAVE. SOLLUX is in a MATESPRITSHIP with ERIDAN, a MOIRALLEGIANCE with KARKAT and a KISMISESITUDE with EQUIUS. DAVE is also in a KISMESISTUDE with GAMZEE unfortunately making him a prime target for a single sober GAMZEE. This will have cursing. It is Homestuck and KARKAT.)

The afterworld was awesome. But unfortunately, it seemed somethings always had to plague you – Karkat Vantas, leader of this pitiful group and it so happened it involved your….it involved Gamzee Makara, creep and high extraordinaire, the so-called batshit insane subjuggulator of your lame excuse of a friendship group that had so many messy breakups it was a surprise no one had killed each other again already.

Gamzee had, once again, spectacularly flown off the handle with a perfect twist into crazy with an amazing landing into a pot of batshit triple-dipped psycho. With solid tens across the board and an impressive 9.5 from the something-crawled-up-alongside-that-stick-and-died-in-my-ass Russian guy with Simon Cowl properties.

He had killed. Again. But you do not know this yet for, it hasn't happened yet – at least to you. Those who may have time jumping abilities like a certain red-wearing, dick-drawing, metaphor complete cool-kid nerd that you may or may not have a gigantic mutually returned red as your blood flushcrush on who just so happens to be your Matesprit. Or those who hear the imminently deceased screams may know, like a certain dual-loving poser of a psionic user that has a certain affinity for computers and coding who's anscestor was used as a battery, who just so happens to be your moirail that also just so happens to be in the idle of a beautifully blooming Matespritship himself, with a hipster Ampora, that likes the colour purple far too much.