The 12 days of Hetalia

So Yeah, here is just a little parody for your holiday pleasure! P.S. I know it kind of sucks but hey can't fault me for trying. Or maybe you can but, if you do then I will smite thee with my awesomeness! Actually, I won't because that is not cool sauce!

Also, please note if you don't feel comfortable with the word "bitch'n" it can be replaced with cool or awesome or anything that

fits in the song parody.

On the first day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

A Spanish man with a tomato.

On the second day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the third day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Three Micro nations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the fourth day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Four China Towns,

Three Micronations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the fifth, day of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

FIVE NORDIC NATIONS!

Four China Towns,

Three Micro nations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the sixth day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Six pastas boiling.

FIVE NORDIC NATIONS!

Four China Towns,

Three Micro nations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the seventh, day of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Seven Italian cusses,

Six pastas boiling.

FIVE NORDIC NATIONS!

Four China Towns,

Three Micro nations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the eighth day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Eight heroic poses,

Seven Italian cusses,

Six pastas boiling.

FIVE NORDIC NATIONS!

Four China Towns,

Three Micro nations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the ninth day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Nine ghostly encounters,

Eight heroic poses,

Seven Italian cusses,

Six pastas boiling.

FIVE NORDIC NATIONS!

Four China Towns,

Three Micro nations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the tenth day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Ten British dishes,

Nine ghostly encounters,

Eight heroic poses,

Seven Italian cusses,

Six pastas boiling.

FIVE NORDIC NATIONS!

Four China Towns,

Three Micro nations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the eleventh day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Eleven French roses,

Ten British dishes,

Nine ghostly encounters,

Eight heroic poses,

Seven Italian cusses,

Six pastas boiling.

FIVE NORDIC NATIONS!

Four China Towns,

Three Micro nations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

On the twelfth day, of Christmas Hetalia gave to me:

Twelve Russian Vodkas,

Eleven French roses,

Ten British dishes,

Nine ghostly encounters,

Eight heroic poses,

Seven Italian cusses,

Six pastas boiling.

FIVE NORDIC NATIONS!

Four China Towns,

Three Micro nations,

Two bitch'n Germans,

And a Spanish man with a tomato.

I wish you all a wonderful and safe holiday season filled to the brim with happiness! And one of the best ways to spread that

holiday happiness is to leave me comment and/ or favorite my little parody!