My first ever FanFic so please be nice :D. This is pre BD but post Eclipse.

I sadly don't own anything :(.

Thank you for reading, please review :D :D :D :D x


Chapter one. Heaven then Hell.

Bella POV.

"But Bellaaaaaa!" Alice wailed, whilst putting on her best puppy dog face.

"NO. NO NO NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE ME ON ANOTHER 14 HOUR SHOPPING SPREE!"

I sat down on the couch and crossed my arms with my best attempt of a determined look on my face.

Emmett rolled his eyes. "Bella, you've been through this hundreds of times, and you never win."

I huffed in disagreement. "No...Well...But...OHH JUST SHUT UP EMMETT."

I glared at him, but he just grinned his stupid grin at me.

Then my Edward walked into the living room, and all my determination melted away as he sat down next to me, and put a cold arm around me.

"Bella love?" He said as I laid my head back, closed my eyes, and slipped into heaven.

"Mmm?"

"Will you please accompany Alice on her shopping trip?"

"Mmm."

Alice squealed and clapped her hands, abruptly dragging me out of heaven by pulling me up by the arm.

She pulled away from the heaven of Edward into the hell of shopping.

"YAAAY! OHH-EMM-GEE-ITS-GONNA-BE-SO-MUCH-FUN-AND-WE'RE-GONNA-HAVE-THE-BEST-TIME-EVERR...." He warbling carried on without her taking a breath.

Yeah. Fourteen hours of non-stop shopping with a vampire who doesn't need sleep or food, and never stops talking.

Oh the joy.


Gets much better and much funnier trust me :D.

I would really appreciate reviews. PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP. :)