Harley lay on the bed limply she was tired and exhausted plus fed up and in pain. Her period had arrived and she felt like shit and was in no mood for being yelled at or going on another heist she just wanted to sleep or take a long hot bubble bath. She knew this meant NO heists, NO scheming and above all NO sex; I mean she did love to be held by her beloved Mistah J but she wasn't ready to become a parent as of yet.
"Peace and quiet at least I can have a nice nap" she said in a relieved tone and closed her eyes curling under the blanket. Her hair was lose and a little wavy after removing it from plaits she had in earlier that day; she was wearing a pale pink v front vest top with 2 buttons undone so her bust line showed and some black shorts that ended under her butt.
A good 20 minutes later Harley's peaceful nap was disturbed by the loud yell of the Joker calling her and boy was he mad but she too was in no mood for his crap today so she didn't answer him and tried to get back to sleep. She heard the Joker storming upstairs and towards their room and he slammed open the door furiously shattering her last ounce of patience with him.
"HARLEY DID YOU NOT HEAR ME CALLING YOU!?" the Joker snapped viciously his eyes dark and cold.
Harley opened her eyes crossly and slowly raised herself and turned to face him her big azure eyes hard and angry.
The Joker saw the anger in her eyes and the pulsing vein on her temple and felt a little afraid I mean he'd seen her tantrums and sulks but this was a whole new experience for him "H...Harley?" he said nervously.
"I was trying to SLEEP Puddin" she said darkly getting up from the bed "I try hard NOT to disturb YOU when you're busy but YOU can't RESPECT my naptime" she said cracking her knuckles.
The joker laughed nervously backing away from the bed "N...Now Harley-Girl daddy's sorry" he said fear hinting in his tone.
"You will be...IF YOU DONT GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" Harley raged throwing a hairdryer, Hairbrush and a drawer at him angrily.
The Joker quickly closed the door to escape her wrath "What the hell is her problem I better call the weed to find out" he sighed crossly walking to his office.
In Joker's office
"Hello?" Ivy said casually down the other side of the phone.
"Hey weed it's me J" The Joker said in a teasing manner.
"Oh it's the clown what do you want?" Ivy said crossly not pleased that he of all people had called her.
"Aw c'mon is that any way to speak to an old friend" he teased with his usual comical laugh.
"YOU a FRIEND! HA don't make me laugh the only one I care about is HARLEY!" Ivy snapped down the phone.
"Since we're on the subject Harls has been acting weird since I got home and I haven't done a thing at least I don't think I have" the Joker said frustratedly.
"Ok gimme the basics and I'll try to be of help" Ivy sighed crossly.
The joker sighed heavily "Let's see she's been a right bitch with her temper, she's been eating the craziest shit like fish custard and Pork taco's all of a sudden" he muttered irritably.
"Ok big boy it's simple Harley's on her period" Ivy groaned heavily down the phone.
"What!? Oh SHIT seriously do you KNOW how long those things last!?" The Joker snapped crossly.
He heard Ivy chuckle down the phone "Not my problem clown boy have fun...oh and tread carefully around Harls for now" she teased then hung up.
The Joker groaned heavily "Shit it just had to be her period" then peered at his picture of Harley "This is gonna be a long week" he sighed slamming his head on his desk.
