Oops

Oops!  I Did It Again (The Hogwarts Version)

I think I did it again
I made you believe I wanted Potions again
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But that doesn't mean I'm NOT serious
Cause to dream of you daily
That is just so typically ME

Oh, baby baby

Oops!  I did it again
Sparred with your eyes, got lost in your smile
Oh Dear Professor…
Yes, I'm in love with you
And what do you do?
I'm on Deten-ention!

You see, my problem is this
I'm caught up in you
Wishing that our love could truly exist
I cry, seeing you each day
But you see, I'm a fool, in so many ways
But to give me detention
This is just so typically YOU

Oh baby, baby

Oops!  I did it again
Got lost in your class, I'm busted again!
Oh, darn it, baby!
I tried batting my eyes, but you were too wise
I'm on Deten-ention!

Snape:                         "Wait!"
Harem Lady:              ::in breathless anticipation:: "Yes, Professor?"
Snape:                         ::holding out slip of parchment:: "Before you go, there's something I want you to have…"
Harem Lady:              ::reading parchment with crestfallen expression::  "Oh…  A Detention Slip?  But wait a minute, I-"
Snape:                         ::eyes glittering maliciously::  "Yes, yes it is.  Just for you."
Harem Lady:              "But I thought you'd…that is, I…"
Snape:                         "Think of it as a present, my dear.  Don't be late for your next class."
Harem Lady:              ::dejectedly::  "Oh…you shouldn't have…"

Oops…I…did it again…in your clas!s

Got lost, in my games, oh, Baby!

Oops!  I did it again
Sparred with your eyes, got lost in your smile
Oh Dear Professor…
Yes, I'm in love with you
And what do you do?
I'm on Deten-ention!

Apologies to Britney Spears, J. K. Rowling and you, my audience…