Well, since most of the reviews on 'Someone from the Sky' suggested KamuiXTsubasa (for those new to Sakurai-san's stories, this is an OC), Sakurai-san was thinking: Hey, let's start another fic just on this one! Just KamuiXTsu! And luckily there's 3Z!
Well, for newcomers, welcome! By the way, if you are unable to take OC, please leave. Potential Tsu here.
FYI:
The name Amai Tsubasa is a parody of Takizawa Tsubasa from another Gintama Fic Sakurai-san wrote: Someone from the Sky. Both names are parodies of the idol group called Tackey and Tsubasa which is made up of members: Imai Tsubasa and Takizawa Hideaki.
For Takizawa Tsubasa, it is the combination of Hideaki's last name: Takizawa and Tsubasa's first name.
For Amai Tsubasa...well, Sakurai-san simply changed the 'I' in 'Imai' to 'A' and in Japanese, 'Amai' is used to describe sweet.
The class of 3Z were expecting their homeroom teacher, Sakata Ginpachi to arrive but the person who came into their homeroom was someone else. She turns around to the blackboard to write something down before turning back to the class.
It read: Amai Tsubasa.
"Sakata-san is on sick leave today so I'll be taking over." She informs the class and Sougo notices that Hijikata is getting a little uncomfortable at the sight of the teacher clad in form-fitting brown blazer buttoned underneath her bust paired with a white blouse and black tie. Also, her skirt. It made Shinpachi and Tae wonder if the lady has really long legs or that she is comfortable about being in danger of revealing her underwear to people around her, the hem of the black skirt ends a little over a quarter of her thighs.
In short, she looks kind of like a slutty teacher.
"Sensei, don't you think that your skirt is a little too short?" Shinpachi raises his hand. The relief teacher adjusts her tie and blouse to ignore the comment and turns to the blackboard again.
Sougo turns around to observe Hijikata's reaction to the sight of their relief teacher's butt. The Vice-Chairman of the Discipline Committee simply averts his eyes from the lady and red is spreading slowly from his ears to his face. The Sadist smirks at that sight.
"That's because male students won't pay attention in class unless they have a teacher in mini-skirt." She replies to Shinpachi lazily. "When I was in High School, I've always wondered why in the world did my male teachers not gym. If only I had a sensei who has a nicer body and better fashion sense, I won't do that badly during my high school."
"I don't think that's…" Shinpachi was interrupted by a kunai lodged into his forehead at that.
"Shimura-kun, any further comments on my attire and the next kunai would be lodged into your throat, understand?" she tells the student, taking out another one, spinning it around her index finger using the ring on the end of the handle.
Kagura stops in the middle of her meal to awe at that while Tae was not looking too good at that.
"Sensei, I don't think you should do that to a student." Hijikata voices out to her.
"Sensei, you are so cool-aru!" Kagura exclaimed while Shinpachi is plucking the kunai out from his forehead. The relief teacher shrugs at that before resuming writing on the blackboard.
When they were done with the syllabus (which is rare in the case of 3Z because Ginpachi had never bothered teaching anything from it.), the relief teacher stops to check the clock. They still have time left for the period.
By then, Hijikata, Kondo and Katsura had several kunais lodged into them at various parts of their bodies while Tae and Kagura were pretty impressed. The relief teacher gets Katsura's strange pet to clean the board before turning her attention back to the half-terrified and half-impressed 3Z.
"We have around 20 minutes left, any questions for me?" she drawls. Kagura's hand shot up immediately.
"Sensei, are you from another planet-aru?"
"I'm from the same village as Kakashi-sensei of the next class." That explains the kunais.
Another hand this time.
"Sensei, are you cross-dressing as a woman?" Katsura asks and another kunai is lodged into his body. He is a kunai behind Kondo.
"I'm born a woman. This butt and boobs are real." She sighs.
"Sensei, are you single?" the transfer student Catherine asks.
"I'm single as of last night." She replies lazily.
"Sensei, what are your measurements?" she was a little surprised to have that question coming from a female student.
"Scan complete. Amai Tsubasa's measurements are: 34, 25, 35..." Tama chants, still scanning the teacher.
"Tama-san..." Yamazaki sighs at that.
The female students exchanged glances amongst one another at that reply and Tama raises her hand for another question after almost becoming the first female student to receive a kunai from the relief teacher because she was getting to her height and weight.
"Sensei, who was your last boyfriend?"
Everyone gaped at the robot girl at that question.
"Tama-san, isn't that a little insensitive?" Tae asks the robot girl, not putting in any effort to be soft about it at all.
"Sensei must've been in a bad mood after that breakup." Shinpachi concludes at the number of kunais launched at the male students in the class. He had been lucky to get only one; Kondo is leading for the number of kunais lodged in his body followed by Katsura.
Surprisingly, she did not throw anything at Shinpachi. The lady sighs at that comment made by the bespectacled student, running her hand through her strawberry blonde hair at the same time.
"You guys should know him very well…" she lets out another exasperated sigh. "Anyways, time's up. I'll get going." She waves goodbye to the class before taking her books.
Meanwhile, Ginpachi is still wondering if he should take another day off on top of the sick leave he took today. He doubted if the doctor is going to take 'had yet to recover from getting dumped' again to issue another medical certificate to let him skip school. He is not prepared to see her again in school at the moment. Also, he is pretty busy at the pachinko parlor.
