"Remove Before Flight"

Jack couldn't believe how she was tormenting him.

Teal'c and Daniel had boarded the plane first, and as they hurried up the escalator, he'd told her, "Ladies first," just to ruffle her feathers. Though he half expected her to give him a snarky reply, what she ended up doing did not surprise him in the least.

She was tormenting him.

Evil Carter.

She'd smiled sweetly and turned to the escalator, swinging her hips in a flirty and conspicuous way.

He hadn't paid her clothes much detail, aside from a snicker and a look at her shirt at the hotel. She was wearing all red; red shorts, red tank top, and red windbreaker. On her shirt and windbreaker, white words formed, "REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT". At the time, he couldn't believe she'd gone for such a tourist thing at the air show.

He'd failed to notice, however, her shorts.

The warning was stretched across her buttocks, too, and she made sure he saw it, wriggling that sweet little behind on her way up.

Carter was evil. Evil Carter.

"REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT" – oh, how he wished.