Well, this is something I cooked-up while I was playing some random games. It's half-inspired by Earl Chapwin's '30 Things Kyon Would Never Do' and my '50 Things Shinku Would Love to but Wouldn't Do'. Anyways, enjoy!
A/N: No, I do not own TMHS, nor will I ever do.
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Stop bullying Mikuru.
Stop bullying Kyon.
Stop bullying anyone for that matter.
Get a boyfriend (Yes, we already know who she's interested in.)
Complain about StarTrek.
Laugh at herself in the mirror (Actually, this is something anyone wouldn't do)
Stop being eccentric.
Run along a flight of stairs twelve times.
Call Kyon by his real name.
Bad-mouth herself.
Bad-mouth Kyon.
Bad-mouth herself by the mirror.
Be emo. (Though, it will really suit her, right?)
Run-around the school naked while yelling "Green Martians are chasing me!"
Stop making Mikuru wear costumes.
Ride on a motorcycle at over 50 km/h the run into a random guy on the street to try and break his and her bones plus more.
Run-around in circles for an hour…
Wear a dominatrix on broad daylight.
Not make Mikuru wear a dominatrix on broad daylight.
Make fun of the anime series. (Like anyone would do that, right?)
Puke.
Pay attention to anyone.
Watch the anime and yell "What the hell!? I didn't know anything about this!?"
Tell Nagato to shut-up. (?)
Whine about not winning the sweepstakes.
Watch Tellytubies (Is this spelled right? And, by the way… EWWW!!)
Stop pestering anyone.
Take advices from anyone.
Rape Kyon. (She wouldn't do that… yet…)
Get a relationship… with someone else.
Take a book, throw it at Kyon's face, and then laugh at him hysterically.
Disband the SOS Brigade.
Bite Kyon's ear…
Kick Kyon's nuts.
Not be annoying.
Complain about herself.
EAT HUMAN FLESH!
Idolize Akon.
Make a series of the movie 'The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina' (we want that, don't we?)
And… be normal…
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Lame, eh? Well… I'm actually having a bit of trouble with my other fanfics so I wrote this for fun (and for laughs). I had a lot more in mind, but I'm gonna save it for my fanfics.
