Once again, I do not own any of the characters in this story. Hence the word fan in fanfiction.

This is my idea of what it could be like if Naruto, Sakura and Saskue (and of course, Kakashi) found fanfiction dot net. Aka this site. All the "quotes" are just random ideas that I've had. If you want me to quote your story in future chapters... Message me or whatever. D


Surfing the Internet, Naruto stumbled across a site that seemed to have millions of hits as he searched for his own name.

"hey? This could be interesting" he mused to himself as he clicked on the link.

"Hey, Sakura! Saskue! Come and check this out! People are writing stuff about us!" Knowing that they couldn't hear his shout, Naruto jumped out of his chair and ran off to find them.

As always, he found Saskue and Sakura outside, practicing their various jutsu in the backyard of the house that they were renting together for the summer.

"Kakashi-Sensei! Are you almost done? I found the funniest site ever!"

Kakashi paused with a bemused look on his face as he looked up from his book.

"we're almost done, could this possibly wait a minute?" Although knowing from the look on Naruto's face, waiting that short amount of time would be next to impossible.

"There's nothing stopping this boy once he's gotten started, is there?"

Looking cool and calm as always, Kakashi called the other two over.

"Apparently, in case you haven't heard, Naruto wants to show us something that he found on the internet"

Rolling his eyes, Saskue replied with his regular response
"hn",

There was a sudden thump, as Sakura had lost her concentration and managed to fall from the branch she was standing upside down on.

"COME ON!!"

Enthusiastically Naruto bounced his way inside, towards Kakashi's laptop, where he had the window open.

Shrugging, Kakashi followed Naruto inside. Giving each other a "oh my god, what is he up to now" look, Sakura and Saskue followed them inside.

When the trio arrived in the study, (a misnomer, as no studying ever got done in this room), Naruto was doubled up on the floor, laughing so hard he was crying.

"A-ppar-ent-ly… Saskue… looks… like… a… vampire…" was all they could get out of the laughing blonde.

Glaring at Naruto, Saskue glanced at the laptop screen.

"I should have told you earlier… But there wouldn't have been a time…"

Saskue wrote on the wall, under Naruto's handwriting.

"Please don't be scared just because I'm a vampire."

In his usual manner, Saskue kept reading, mildly intrigued about what this person could have possibly written. To his horror, he read:

Appearing for the last time, before Naruto had to leave forever, Saskue pulled the blonde boy into a deep embrace, holding him for the last time.

"Dobe… I wish you never had to leave me…"

"Saskue… I don't want to leave you…"

Slightly breaking the embrace, Saskue looked into Naruto's eyes, the two boys held their loving gaze, before they brought their lips together for the last kiss that they would share as lovers – vampire and human.

Saskue's face lost all of it's colour as he took a step back.

"Dobe… Read this…"

Rising from his position on the floor, Naruto read the paragraph that Saskue pointed out. Following Saskue's lead, his face lost all of its colour.

"OH MY GOD! EWWWW THAT IS SO GROSS!! SO DID NOT NEED TO READ THAT!!"

Shoving the horrified Naruto out of the way, Sakura grabbed the mouse and closed the window, to find another fanfiction in a new window behind the last one. Mystified at the title, "Change in Love" she started to read;

The sun had set over the hills, as Kakashi and Iruka were lying on the picnic blanket, feast forgotten as they copied some of the ideas found in Kakashi's beloved books.

"Kakashi-sensei, you have to read this…" Sakura stated, thinking of the reaction that she could get out of her sensei with this fic.

-inner Sakura- "Oh my GOD this is going to have the best reaction EVER!"

"Wha?"

During the time that Saskue and Naruto were lying on the floor, (of course not in each others arms, as so many SasuNaru fangirls would love) out of pure shock of what people could possibly think to write about them, Kakashi had drifted back to his book, inwardly confident that no one would write things like that about him. Although he had this sneaking suspicion that someone would.

Growing impatient with her Sensei's obliviousness, Sakura replied sharply,

"Read this."

His only visible eye grew wider as he continued to read.

""Sakura, be glad that you did not read any more. For that, I bring you… THIS!"

His single eye glinted evilly, as he typed her name into the search engine.

"Hmm… I don't think that the first few would give me a good reaction… Imagine if Iruka and I were together, we'd be the laughing stock of the academy. If I chose one with her and Saskue, we'd all end up with bleeding eardrums she'd squeal that loud."

Quickly glancing down the story, Kakashi decided that this one would be revenge enough. Knowing Sakura's immense dislike for Ino, this fanfic would do perfectly.

"Sakura, I want you to read this."

Moving out of the way, Kakashi let Sakura read the start of the story;

"Ino? Why did you leave me, leave me when all I wanted was you?"

"I didn't mean to, I still love you Sakura, that is, if you still love me…"

Fury took a hold of Sakura as she read the piece.

"How DARE someone think that Ino and I could… EWEWEW"

It took all of Kakashi, Naruto and Saskue (who had quite recovered from the shock of them possibly being gay with each other) to stop Sakura from destroying Kakaski's laptop.

"If I blocked this site, then curiosity will cause the Naruto to somehow get beyond it, and we'll just have this entire situation all over again."

"Yo, everyone."

Glancing up from holding the infuriated Sakura down, Naruto and Saskue replied with;

"What's up, Sensei?" and

"hn" respectively.

"Write your own."