Hoho! I know you'll love this story:) It was created when me and hammo had some friends over and they told me to ramble on about something, so I created this story! I still can't believe how I still remember this from yesterday but...okay. Please leave a review, thanks! -Crazed

By the way: I don't own Naruto

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The Crusty Old King & Orochimaru

By: The Kunai Monster

Once upon a time there was a crusty old king who lived in a castle with his son. But the crusty old king was so old he had to move in to a retirement center with his friend Orochimaru. Kabuto was there taking care of the old folks and decided to make cookies, however he added one too many eggs and made omelets instead. After eating the crusty old king decided he wanted to see his son, so Orochimaru and the crusty old king set off to go see him. When they finally got to the castle the huge gate was locked, so they pounded on the door for a while but got tired because the bones were so old and frail, so they lied down to rest for 3 hours. After they finished resting they got up and pounded on the door for a while more but got tired because they were so old and crusty so they lied down to rest for 3 hours. After they finished resting the crusty king decided to ring the doorbell, the son came and let them in. The son ran and fetched a scooter for the old crusty king and he drove off through the court yard, but Orochimaru didn't get one and had to grab on to the crusty old king's because he was too old and crusty to walk. And so he was dragged for a long time through this huge courtyard. When they finally got to the castle they were all hungry so the son got a banquet of food for them to eat. After they ate for a long, long time they finally got full and decided to take a nap because they were so old and crusty. Orochimaru slept on top of the banquet next to the pork roast, and the old crusty king slept on the grand king bed. When Orochimaru woke up he wondered where he was, seeing the pork roast he got up and kicked it off the table, but then since he was so old and crusty and his bones were frail he fell down on top of the table. He looked down at the pork roast from his position and said,

"I'm sorry."

The son came into the food/mess/eating hall a while later and saw Orochimaru laying desperately next to the pork roast. The son came up to Orochimaru and said,

"Are you going to eat that?"

"No," replied Orochimaru, as a tear slid down his old crusty cheek. The son picked up the pork roast and left. As the son was walking down the hall he ran into the old crusty king who was lying helpless on the floor and must of somehow dragged himself all the way out of the grand king bedroom which the son had no idea how he did, for he was so old crusty and frail. He looked down at the king as a single tear slid down the king's cheek and said,

"Do want this pork roast?" the son asked,

The king replied.

"No," the son continued to walk down the hall stumped on how the crusty old king had dragged all that old crusty weight out of the grand king bedroom. As he was walking he ran into his fiancé. He stared at her for a while and then said,

"Do want this pork roast?"

"No," the son continued to walk down the hall till he got to the balcony he looked out and saw endless fields of pork roast, he leapt out into the fields having finally found paradise. Kabuto back at the retirement center had just gotten a new bigger, and better scalpel, he leapt through the air he had found paradise. But being old and crusty Orochimaru and the old crusty king's dreams never came true. Amen.

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