Cameron Too

a (very short) House/Terminator:SCC crossover one shot

A/N: Yes, I have a warped sense of humor. Being the House fan that I am, this shouldn't come as a surprise to you.

Disclaimer: Insert standard boilerplate here.


Allison sat on the unfamiliar bed, watching the news in surprise, or actually, that wasn't the word for it, she'd lived it after all.

'We're live with our correspondent at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. What can you tell us, Jeremy?'

'Eyewitnesses tell us they saw a young woman, in her late teens or early twenties, asking for the whereabouts of a female doctor who we've recently learned is called Allison Cameron. The young brunette then rendered the doctor unconscious, slung her over her shoulder, and proceeded to exit the building as if this were the most logical thing in the world to do.'

'And nobody tried to stop her?'

'They tried to stop her, alright. Security guards present at the time tried to use non-lethal force to stop the abduction in its tracks, but, and this is the strange part, the young woman gave no indication that the capsicum or stun guns even registered to her... it's almost as if she weren't human.'

'What did the police say?'

'A spokesperson for the police told us they believed the young woman to be, and I quote, "Hopped up on angel dust. She should be considered dangerous, possibly armed, and the general public should not try to approach her on their own." Back to you, Amy.'

Allison shook her head in disbelief, used the remote to mute the TV, and turned to look at the brunette next to her. "Cameron, next time I tell you about a bedroom fantasy of mine, don't take it quite so literally, okay?"


A/N: As I said, I told you it was warped. Don't worry, though, unlike the cyborg, I'm mostly harmless.