Hello, fanfiction world :) My name is Cheesecake, and today, I present to you, a Harry Potter Meme. Please enjoy.
I don't own any recognizable characters in this meme, and I'm sure as hell not getting money for it. It's just for the hell of it.
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1. Angst
"Goddamn it, Harry. How could you do this to me?"
"I didn't. You did it to yourself, Cho. You did it to yourself."
(Kinda OOC, too... *shifty eyes*)
2. AU
Dumbledore stared in disbelief as Harry placed his hand in Tom's and, smiling wickedly, disappeared in silence, leaving the old man to die. Alone.
(o.O I think I got stuck on angst...)
3. Crack!fic
"Look! Look, James! The vampire is sparkling!"
"Sirius! What did you put in Moony's chocolate?!"
(Heh heh heh... Evil little bastard, you are, Pad.)
4. Crossover
"NCIS? What in Merlin's name does that mean?"
(I can just see Gibbs getting all up on a fully grown Ginny, and Sirius running around like a little kid and flirting with Abby ^.^)
5. First Time
"Wow. I can't believe that was your first time! You were... bloody brilliant, Dray."
Draco laughed. "Well... it was fairly easy, Harry."
"Yeah. But... I still don't see how you've never done it before..."
"My father wouldn't have allowed it. A bike is a muggle thing."
(That really was the first thing that came to mind. Can't decide if that's a good or bad thing...)
6. Fluff
"Harry?" she whispered, looking up from her place on his chest.
"Yeah, Gin?" He snuggled her closer, attempting to inhale her very essence.
"Please, never wear those ghastly boxers again."
(I imagine them as a tacky bright red with cartoon lions on them...)
7. Humor
"Pad? What the bloody hell are you doing to Moony?"
"Checking him."
"For?"
"Fleas."
"Riiiiight..."
(Have I mentioned that I love Sirius/Remus? 8D)
8. Hurt/Comfort
She cradled him in her arms, stroking his soft, red hair as she shushed him gently. "Hush, Ron. It'll be alright. You'll be alright."
"He's gone, Mione. Really gone."
"I know. But don't forget everyone else you still have. Your mum, your dad, Ginny, Harry, Bill, George..."
"But—"
"And you've still got me."
(Right after Fred died... *sadface*)
9. Smut
"You're not going to be able to walk by the time I'm done with you, Potter." Draco sneered, pushing the green-eyed boy roughly back onto the bed.
(Holy fuck. Yummy!)
10. UST
Sirius stared longingly at Remus' fleeting back, silently cursing Snivelus for barging in and reminding the werewolf of his Prefect duties.
(Heh heh. Yeah, I love those two.)
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Reviews make me as happy as Harry bottoming for Draco. And yes, that does make him happy. Extremely happy. ;)
