A/n: Just a short little drabble!! Happy April Fool's Day!

Disclaimer: I own Avatar . . . April Fools!

Arguments of Love

"Feng!"

"Ping!"

"Feng!"

"Ping!"

"Ah, we'll never agree! Let's just drop this and try again later!"

"What are you two arguing about now?" Katara walked into the room where Toph and Sokka had been arguing.

"We can't decide on a name! I want Feng, but she wants Ping!" Sokka cried.

"Why must you two argue over everything? OVER THE NAME OF YOUR CHILD, NO LESS!" Katara sighed, exasperated.

"I know, how about Sokka Jr.?" Sokka shouted.

"Oh please no! We don't need another Sokka around." Toph rolled her eyes.

"Hey, that is now way to treat your husband-" Sokka's protest was interrupted by Toph.

"What about Ye?" Toph asked.

"I don't think so," Katara said.

"Why not?" Toph said.

"Because if your son is anything like Sokka, a name meaning "bright" will not fit him." Katara replied.

"HEY!" Sokka shouted.

"Just speaking the truth," Katara said.

"Well then, Katara, do you have any suggestions?" Toph asked.

"Nope. You two are on your own. Aang and I named our kids on our own." Katara said.

"You suck!" Sokka said.

"Oh, what brotherly love. Thanks Sokka." Katara rolled her eyes. "Welp, I'll see you guys later, and bring your no-named baby with you, okay? I haven't seen him since his birth!" Katara walked out of the room and went to go talk to Aang.

"Well, what should we do now?" Sokka asked, "we can't decide on a name. Maybe we should just call him no-name."

"Pfft. Ya Sokka, sure. Let's go with no-name! How exotic, a great name for a person!" Toph said.

"Well, what should we do? We can't agree on anything" Sokka whined.

"Well, Katara was talking about the meanings of names, so why don't we name him after one of us?" Toph said.

"Yeah! We could name him after you. Then his name would mean, hot-headed, stubborn, and selfish!" Sokka said.

"Oh yeah, well if we named him after you, his name would mean annoying, numb-skulled, and clutzy!" Toph countered.

"Jerk!"

"Bricks-for-hands-and-feet!"

"Big-headed freak!"

"Hottie!"

"I love you!"

"I love you too!"

"Mmmphmmph"

Toph and Sokka proceeded to make out on the kitchen table. After about 10 minutes, they finally broke apart.

"I'm gonna go fish in the stream!" Sokka yelled at his wife.

"Fine! I'll go put ol' No-name down for a nap!"


Hope that's funny!! Just so you guys know, Feng means "sharp blade" and Ping means "steady." If you didn't catch on, Ye means "bright." Hope you guys had fun reading this!