Edward O.O.C (Out Of Character)

I drove my truck up the Cullens' driveway, towards their mansion of a house.

Killing the engine, I climbed out slamming the door behind me. I walked to the front door and knocked three times.

"Edward?" I called. No answer. He should be home.

"Edward?" I called again and knocked on the door. When my fist hit the door the third time it creaked forward slowly...like in the movies...and into the spacious living room.

Cautiously I stepped over the threshold and into the room. It was then that I noticed a strange sound coming from upstairs.
Curious I edged my way up the stairs to the second floor.

"Hello?!" I called out, feeling slightly uneasy. The strange noise stopped to be replaced by a slight panting. Very slowly, I opened the door to Carlisle and Esme's room. No one. I then moved to Emmette and Rosalie's then Jasper and Alice's. No one. I tried the last door. Edwards door. The panting grew louder as I approached his door.

"Bella!" Edward croaked. "Don't open the-" He said as I opened his door. I was completely shocked to find Edward lying on his bed, his pants abandoned in one corner of the room and his hand wrapped around himself.

"Um..." He muttered. "It's not what you uh think"

"Edward!" I exclaimed, shocked at the sight.

He turned his back on me facing the opposite wall.

"You weren't meant to know..." He whispered. It was then that I noticed. It shined just like the rest of him.

"Shiny!" I squealed losing all self-control. I bounded forward and plopped down on the bed beside him. "Can I touch it?!"

"No, Bella, no I-" He stammered but I was already reaching for it. "AAARRRRGGGGHHH Rape!"

He screamed making me recoil in shock.

"Gotcha!" He whispered in my ear as he pulled his pants on.

"Oh!" I exclaimed looking offended.

He smiled at me and pressed his lips tightly to mine.

"Maybe another time though" He murmured against my lips.