I was bored so I bring to you guys, METALACOLYPSE MADNESS!

Nathan walked into the studio with a bucket, literally a metal bucket, full of chicken wings, into their studio.

"Hey guys what's up?" He said seeing Murderface and Dr. Rockso on the couch.

"Nothin' just chillin' with the fucking clown- HERE HAVE SHOME COCAINE!" Murderface was obviously high as he through a fistful of cocaine at Nathan and it hit him on the chest.

"C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE!"

"Holy Shit it's that fucking clown!" Nathan yelled pointing at him on the coach.

"Yeah he's a clown!"

"THAT FUCKING CLOOOOOWN!"

"YEAH HE'S A FUCKING CLOWN!

"THAT FUCKING CLOWN!"

"Cans you guys like, stop screaming, I has...bads head and your mouths are hurting worse." Skwisgaar said getting up from behind the couch holding his head.

"Skwisgaar it's that fucking clown!" Nathan yelled again pointing at Dr. Rockso.

"Holy Shits it is! What is that dildoes doing here!?" He responded with wide eyes and both hands to his head.

"Where the fuck is Toki, I know he brought him here?" Nathan said walking over and punching Dr. Rockso knocking him out. The rock and roll clown fell off the couch and Nathan took his seat.

"What the hell?! Oh- Ew gross!" Nathan said getting back up off the couch, feeling that it was wet, as Murderface snickered.

"IS that- Is that piss!?"

"PLANET PISS!" Murderface yelled.

"Murderface is that piss!? Did the clown piss on the couch!?" Nathan yelled pointing to the couch.

"I don't know, why don't you sniff it!" Murderface yelled then jumped up and started running.

"YOU SNIFF IT!" Nathan yelled throwing the bucket of chicken wings at Murderface and knocked him out.

"Shit…" Nathan cursed.

"Dudes, it is piss…" Skwisgaar said poking the blue puddle on the couch.

"It, it is? Well why the hell is it blue now!?"

"I don't know."

"It wasn't blue before was it?"

"No I don'ts think so."

"Ah well shit we should get rid of this couch."

"Yeah we should dumps it."

"Yeah it has fucking…Blue piss on it, what the hell is wrong with that clown?"

"I don't knows- HOLY SHITS HE'S DEAD!" Skwisgaar said seeing blood come out of his nose.

"He's not dead he's just bleeding…" Nathan said and started kicking the clown. "Hey, hey! Get up. Get up! I said get up you stupid clown! GET UP!" Nathan kept kicking him.

"What's up douche bags!?" Pickles came in with a bottle of liquor in each hand.

"Ah shit pickles is drinking again." Skwisgaar said as he walked in leaning back and forth.

"Pickles what the he-"

"OH MY GOD IT'S THE FUCKING CLOWN!"

"HOLY SHITS IT IS!" Skwisgaar yelled again as his nose started bleeding.

"OH MY GOD MURDERFACE IS DEAD!"

"HOLY SHITS HE IS!"

"OH MY GOD THE CLOWN IS DEAD!"

"HOLY SHITZ HE IS!"

"OH MY GOD NATHAN WHAT DID YOU DO!?"

"HOLY SHITS WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Skwisgaar then passed out with as his nose bled out onto the floor.

"Why were you acting so much like Toki?" Nathan said exactly when Skwisgaar hit the floor.

"Nathan you fucking animal! You douche bag!" Pickles said before throwing a bottle at him and drinking out of the other one.

"Pickles, what the hell!"? He caught the bottle then through it back at him.

"OW!" Pickles yelled right before hitting the floor as the bottle hit him in the face.

"M-M-M-M-M-MURDER!" The rock and roll clown said now making snow angels on the floor in the cocaine.

"AAAGH! WHERE THE FUCK IS TOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!?" Nathan yelled with his hands to his head.

Don't worry they're not dead. Or are they?! HOLY SHITS!