Harritt Pompous and …
The Half Empty and Half Full Glass
BY: Izzzi 13 (humour)
Harry Potter …….. Harritt Pompous
Ron Weasly …….. Ronitta Weasel
Hermione Granger …… Herman Granter
ChapterOne
One day Harritt Pompous had a big potions project.
"This is going to be a hard assignment Ronitta." she sighed.
"Indeed it will make my head hurt!" Ronitta Weasel sobbed.
"I believe muggles take aspirin." Herman Granter said.
"Oh you know everything!" Harritt snapped.
"Try growing a brain for once." he shot back.
"What is this brain you speak of?" Ronitta inquired.
"Well genius it's a big word for what helps you think." he said sarcastically.
"Wow you think I'm-uh what's the word I'm looking for?" she was stumped and clueless.
"Ronitta, Herman was being sarcastic," she said.
"Huh?" Ronitta said just as dumbfounded.
"Anyways, Professor Snap really packed on the homework." Herman said.
"Not to mention his weight!" Harritt said laughing.
"What's his first name, anyway?" Ronitta asked.
"I think it's O.H. ." Herman answered.
"His name is O.H. Snap!" Harritt almost died laughing.
"What's so funny? O.H. stands for Orlando Hubert." he replied.
"So he likes O.H. better?" Ronitta asked.
That was even a question Herman couldn't answer.
stay tuned for part two...
P.S. be nice with comments it's my first time, my friends liked it! I hope u do too!
