A/N: Star-chan here from Oro Productions! YAAAAYYYY! cheer

Roy: …Why am I here? This is the TRC fiction…

Star-chan: Because you are, and I'm the authoress for this chapter! So HA! glomps

Roy: facepalm

Star-chan: Anyhoo, Fm6405 is doing the next chappie, so check it out next time we update!

Syaoran: I'm going to do the disclaimer, nyo!

STAR-CHAN DOES NOT OWN FYE OR TSUBASA CHRoNiCLE, CLAMP DOES! ALSO, ROY IS © Arakawada-sensei! For she can only bring us Royai goodness!

Star-chan: ANYWAY. Fm6405 is going to write Kuropon's fan letter, and Fye's letters shall be my job.

Roy: And for anybody who cares, you can request your Fye/Kuro letters in your review. grumbles

Star-chan: Yuppers! And R&R plz kthxbai! AND IF YOU DON'T…ROY-KUUN GETS IT!

Roy: facepalm x2!

Dear Fai, Dear Kurogane The first letters: The Awful Spellers

From: FyeFan4Life:D

To: Fye D. Flourite

Subject: Plz marry ME!

Dear Fye-kun,

OMG UR LIEK TEH KAWAIIEST TRC BISHIE EVAR! PLZ MARRY ME & DONT 4GET 2 BARE MI CHILD 2! U TOTALLY PWN KUROGANE & U R OBVIUSLY TEH UKE. I DONT THINK UR GHAY SO U CAN B STRAIGHT W/ ME!111111111one

LUV 4 EVAH,

FyeFan4Life:D

To: FyeFan4Life:D

From: Fye D. Flourite

Subject: Re: Plz marry ME!

Dear FyeFan4Life:D,

It's not that your spelling and typing is horrible, and I'm trying to be as pleasant as possible, but it's just your letter than wants me want to tear out my hair out and wants me to go back to Celes. Thank you for "complimenting" me on being the "KAWAIIEST TRC BISHIE EVAR" but you overlooked Kuropon, Syaoran-kun and probably tons of other "TRC bishies."

On the topic of marrying you: I'm not going to marry some crazed fangirl, espescially not "bare" their children, kthx.

And when did I begin to "pwn" Kuro-sama ANYWAY? I never began owning him, not even from the start. And how did we get on the topic of sex anyway?

That's really great that you don't think I'm gay, but I'm not going to marry you. In fact, when you said that, that even lessened your chances to marry me.

Please bugger off and go write a fanfic or something.

Fye

From: SexyMoma

To: Kurogane

Subject: u rok!

HEYA LOL TC IS SO FRUKIN AWSME! I THKN U R TEH BEST11111 U ROCK SOOO MUCH. I WONDUR HOW BIG UR DICK IS! LOL! PLEAS COME OVER SOMETIME AND I'LL SHOW YOU AG OOD TIME

STACY

To: Sexymoma

From: Kurogane

Subject: Re: u rok!

Because a whelp like you doesn't deserve a paragraph of insults, I'll get short sweet and to the point.

If the spelling wasnt bad enough, you asked me how long my penis was?

Why the hell would I tell a twelve year old? What psychical enjoyment would i get from it?

And you'll "Show me agood time"? What? Combing your dolls hair?

I fucking hate you.

Many ass rapes and much choking,

Kurogane.

Roy: O.O

Star-chan: -

Roy: …I never knew that Fye could be so mean. Say, how DID you get into his fanmail, anyway?

Star-chan: rolls eyes I stole his email password. Duh. His email is not being released to the public, kthxbai. But all who want to send fanmail please write it in your review or email me! Make sure to put in the subject "Dear Fai, Dear Kurogane"!

Syaoran: R&R! Or I'll eat YOUR eye too! Bright smile

Fm6405: Yeah..Kuroganes password was "Brightkittenbash"...It was scary.

On the subject of Emailing your Fanmail to kurogane and to Fai, Their emails are here. - - Fai

or, you can always review and submit your fanmail, but email is much greatly appreciated.

(PLEASE NOTE: when you review to post your fanmail, if there is no actual review to be found, your eyes will be ripped out by Syaoran. and we wont post it.)