This started as a joke between me and a few of my friends (one of them being matt) when i wrote it i tried to write it in the homeric style but im not sure how well it came out.
Matt was walking down the road filling the hearts of the children he past with hope and the parents with a desire to relive their youths that time, that cruel mistress, had taken from them.
But all was not well for high atop the mountains of Olympus Zeus had a problem. He needed another son to stand by him as he believed the other gods were planning again to take his throne from him even though it was so fruitless last time were upon he hanged Hera from the sky and only let her down because he could no longer stand her crying. He needed help but he know not were to get it. But then he saw matt and fell to his knees and wept for even he a god must fall weak in the presence of such a man who walks and looks like only a god can.
Zeus appeared to matt in the shape of an old beggar and fell to the floor and wrapped his arms around his knees and appealed to him saying." Please stranger who walks and looks like only one of the immortal gods can, take pity on my who has had the misfortune to lose his home and wealth and is forced to beg for a meal of much better men than himself"
And matt responded to the beggar "Please stand for you have no need to beg off me I shall take you to my home and give you food and a blanket to sleep upon for in my house it is well said that I am a very generous man and will not let anyone leave without his fill of food and gifts. And who knows you may very well be one of the gods for it is said that they disguise themselves to test us men"
At this Zeus took the form of a mighty warrior with his bronze armour and sturdy spear and matt fell to his knees and offered prayer to the great god. But Zeus picked him up and stood him before him and said" matt he who is beloved of the gods I ask of you a great favour I need a son and I cannot farther him myself for Hera, that crafty queen of mine, is watching me for I believe they plan to take my throne from me even though it proved so fruitless last time were upon I hanged Hera from the sky and only let her down because I could no longer stand her crying. So that is why mortal I need you to have a son that will stand by me against all the other gods who only defeated me last time because they tied me up while I slept but when I was freed I showed them the reason I was king of the gods and punished them greatly."
Matt being as quick-witted as he is for no man is as good as he in the art of talking was quick to reply addressing Zeus in all his titles as is proper "How can I refuse for if I did I would be a sorry man for the punishments you would inflict upon me, I shall do my best to sire you a son but great farther Zeus although I am more than equipped to farther your child I am now match in size for a god"
But Zeus just smiled, in the way a farther smiles at his son when the son over eager to show off to his farther by getting an apple form a tree falls and runs crying back to his farther, and said in a deep booming voice
"so be it".
Presently matt felt a stirring deep in his loins and suddenly his trousers became tight and in desperate act to stop the pain ripped his cloths from his body and stood in front of Zeus in all his glory. And then matt looked down and gasped for looking back at him was metre upon metre of penis.
"Zeus creator of all and dread son of Cronos you have out done you self for I in my lifetime have never seen a penis as large as this"
Zeus looked at matt and finding himself becoming more aroused by the second said to matt in a lusty voice
"now go forth man child and sire me a son that will stand with me if ever the other gods are fools enough to challenge me again"
and with that Zeus left the earth returning to mount Olympus leaving matt to fulfil his quest by having sex with as many young beautiful women as possible.
