This is a songfic inspired by a song called: The Boy is Mine; sung by Brandy and Monica. If you don't know this song or know who they are, you can always try to find it on Rhapsody or Yahoo music, or you can buy the album. But even if you don't know the song, I'm sure some humor can be found in it. Enjoy.

The Sword is Mine – Sung by: Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru

I – Excuse me Sesshoumaru, can I please talk to you for a minute?

S – Yea. It's about the sword, isn't it?

I – Yea…about the sword.

S – You know that if I had the Tetsusaiga; it would be put to better use.

I – Whatever Sesshoumaru, been there, done that.

S – Have you come to battle over it or something?

I – No not really, I'm over that. I just want to talk like adults for a change and tell you that…the sword is mine.

S – You are mistaken Inuyasha…it's mine.

(Chorus Begins) Ya need to give it up. Had about enough. It's not hard to see, the sword is mine.

I – I think it's time we got this straight, let's sit and talk face to face, there is no way you could mistake, the sword is for me, are you insane

S – See I know de-fi-nit-ly, that you're a bit jealous of me. I'm more powerful then you and that's times three, I'll have that sword eventually.

I – See I tried to hesitate, but father obviously loved me more, and you're just bitter to the core, that's why your hand can't even touch this sword



S – I think that you misunderstood, 'cause I can't see how father could, really mean to give it to you. You're just a half – breed and stupid too-ooh-ooh-ooh-oo-ooh-oohh.

(Chorus)…need to give it up, had about enough, (S – enoug-uh-ah-uh-uh-ooh-oh-ew-o-ooh)…the sword (S -…sword is mi-hi-i-ine) I'm sorry…(S – sorry that yooou-huuh), seem to be confused(S – confu-u-u-u-used), it belongs to…(S - oh-oh-oh-ooh) the sword is mine

S – Why do you do the silly things you do?! It's because you're a hanyou and a fool. You'll eventually see things the way I do. You need to just start facing the truth.

I – I'm speaking truth but you speak lies. You're selfish and spoiled, that's no surprise. It'll forever be apart of my life. I know it's killing you insi-ah-ii-i-iide…

S – …You can say what you want to say, I'll have that sword for myself someday, proper skills you can't escape, cause everyone can tell the real from the fa-hay-ake!...

I – …When will you get the picture? You're the best and that's for sure, but father knew that now it's my time to shine, so if you didn't know the sword is mii-hii-i-ii-eii-i-iine!! (Oh-ho-oh-oh-wu-ooh.)

(Chorus)…need to give it up, had about enough (S – had about enough), it's not hard to see ( I – to see-e-ee that sword is mine!) I'm sorry…( I – sorry that yo-ou-hoou) seem to be confused…( I- seem to be confu-used!!) it belongs to…( S – it belongs to me-hee-ee-e-ee-hee!)

S – Ask any Yokai around. Or any human in any town, the sword should be mine without a doubt. You can't change my mind, so end of top'…(topic)

I – What makes you think it should be yours? This is becoming a real bore. You need to deal with the real issue, about how much father loved me versus you.



You need to give…(S – give it on up…) (I - …had about enough) ( S – it's not hard to…) (I – tha-at sword is mii-ii-i-i-i-iine, ooh-oh-oh-oh-ooh) need to give ( I – you need to give it uh-huh-uup!)…( S- 'bout enough!) (I – it's not hard to se-he-eeh) ( S – that swor-hor-ord is mi-i-ine.)( I – mi-i-i-i-iine-ew-wu-oh-oh-oh-ooh)( S – seem to be confuu-u-used) ( I - it belongs to me-heeh hits a really high note) ( S – the sword is mihi-i-ine…not yours.) ( I – but mine) ( S – not yours!) ( I – but mihine!) ( S – not yours!!) ( I – bu-ut mi-hi-i-ine) I'm sorry that you, seem to be confused. It belongs to me, the sword is mine.