"Hey DK, can I have that banana?" Diddy asked.
"No. You'll have to get your own, DK." Donkey remarked while munching on a ripe banana in his cabin.
Diddy frowned. "Oh but why?"
Donkey smirked as he finished his fruit. "Because it's precious to me."
So then Diddy blasted Donkey in the face wit his peanut popper. And then Donkey blasted him with his Coconut Gun.
All this over a stupid banana.
"So why did he want that banana again?" Ness asked as he and R.O.B. were with King K. Rool on the sandy shore of DK Island.
K. Rool sighed, the Kremling King shaking his head. "I don't know, he's a freak that Donkey Kong."
"You take advantage of him on a weekly basis." ROB pointed out while rotating his metal body.
"That's what a villian is supposed to do!" K. Rool
