The great great great great great Grand Masked Marauder
By KrazzzzyKitty
[One day Cloud, Tifa, Barretand Cid were walking down Klam's shopping area. As they
were walking by, an old man with a cowboy's hat starred at Cloud. He seemed to look
familiar to the old man.]
Old Man: "Howdy there sonny boy!"
[Cloud turns around to the sound of the old man's voice.]
Cloud: "Are you talking to me?"
Old Man: "Why yessiree I am!"
[Tifa shudders hearing the old man's high pitched voice]
Cloud: "Is something wrong?"
Old Man: "Why yes there is sonny! I think you're the great great great great great great
great great ----"
[30 minutes later]
Old Man: "--- Great grand son of the Masked Marauder!"
Everyone: "WHAAAATT!!!??"
Cloud: "Of the Masked Ma'whatty?"
Old Man: "The Masked Marauder."
Barret: "Hey! I watch that show!"
[Cid's ciggy falls out of his mouth]
Cid: "Well I'd be damned! *&%^&*%$^&$# Cloud!! Your famous!!"
Cloud: "But I already am famous. You know I saved the world-- blah blah blah."
Barret: "But you'll be even MOOORE famous! You'll be on live TV! Just think, "The
Masked Marauder Show--Staring the REAL great great great great great great great great
great great great great great grand son of the Masked Marauder!!!"
Cid: "Damn, how many 'great's' are there in his damn grandson's name?"
Old Man: "Ohh, I'd say about fifty."
Cloud: "F-f-f-f-f-fifty!? How old is my great great great great great great great great great
great great great great great great Grand father?"
Old Man: "500 year's."
[Cloud falls over]
Tifa: "I think he's dead..."
Cid: "Nah, or else he wouldn't be twitching like that."
Tifa: "True."
Old Man: "I forgets ta tell ya my name! It's W.G. Mc'Klan."
Tifa: "What's the W.G. stand for?"
W.G: "Uh, just W.G."
W.G. "Yea...I remember them pictures my grandpappy used to show me of ol'Mc'Cloud
Strife."
Tifa: "What did he look like?"
W.G.: "Well, looked just like him. He always scattered the villagers with his cold eyes..."
Tifa: "WEEEEE!!! He sounds cute!!!!"
[Tifa jumps up and down.]
W.G: "What's wrong with the girl?"
Cid/Barret: "It happens all the time."
W.G: "I'm glade I'm not you two guys."
Cid: "Wait 'til you see her when she's mad. It's scary..."
Barret: "Believe me you do not want to see that one woman when she's mad....And don't
you tell'em what she looks like. Nobody has to see that!"
[Cid shudders] [Cid gulps]
Cid: "God help me she's worse than Shera!!"
[Everyone in the shopping area hears this and scatters away from Tifa.]
[Cid backs away from the jumping Tifa.]
Barret: "Now look what you did you old fo'! You scared all of the customers away!!"
[Cid turns tiny]
Cid: "I sowwy..."
Barret: "Aw man am I'm the only one who hasn't turned in to a wimp yet?"
[Tifa stops jumping]
Tifa: "Did I miss anything?"
Barret: "Hmmm, lets see Cloud fell over, you starting jumping over some 500 year old guy,
and Cid turned tiny."
Tifa: "Niiiiiiicccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
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Will Cloud ever get out of the shock that his great great great great great great great great
great great great grand father is 500 years old!!? Will Cid ever return to normal size ever
again!!? And will Tifa ever get over the crush of Cloud's great great great great great great
great great great grand father!!?? Find out next time on----
The great great great great great Grand Masked Marauder!!
Please r&r
.....It's my very first fic and I just loooovveee humor. :D
By KrazzzzyKitty
[One day Cloud, Tifa, Barretand Cid were walking down Klam's shopping area. As they
were walking by, an old man with a cowboy's hat starred at Cloud. He seemed to look
familiar to the old man.]
Old Man: "Howdy there sonny boy!"
[Cloud turns around to the sound of the old man's voice.]
Cloud: "Are you talking to me?"
Old Man: "Why yessiree I am!"
[Tifa shudders hearing the old man's high pitched voice]
Cloud: "Is something wrong?"
Old Man: "Why yes there is sonny! I think you're the great great great great great great
great great ----"
[30 minutes later]
Old Man: "--- Great grand son of the Masked Marauder!"
Everyone: "WHAAAATT!!!??"
Cloud: "Of the Masked Ma'whatty?"
Old Man: "The Masked Marauder."
Barret: "Hey! I watch that show!"
[Cid's ciggy falls out of his mouth]
Cid: "Well I'd be damned! *&%^&*%$^&$# Cloud!! Your famous!!"
Cloud: "But I already am famous. You know I saved the world-- blah blah blah."
Barret: "But you'll be even MOOORE famous! You'll be on live TV! Just think, "The
Masked Marauder Show--Staring the REAL great great great great great great great great
great great great great great grand son of the Masked Marauder!!!"
Cid: "Damn, how many 'great's' are there in his damn grandson's name?"
Old Man: "Ohh, I'd say about fifty."
Cloud: "F-f-f-f-f-fifty!? How old is my great great great great great great great great great
great great great great great great Grand father?"
Old Man: "500 year's."
[Cloud falls over]
Tifa: "I think he's dead..."
Cid: "Nah, or else he wouldn't be twitching like that."
Tifa: "True."
Old Man: "I forgets ta tell ya my name! It's W.G. Mc'Klan."
Tifa: "What's the W.G. stand for?"
W.G: "Uh, just W.G."
W.G. "Yea...I remember them pictures my grandpappy used to show me of ol'Mc'Cloud
Strife."
Tifa: "What did he look like?"
W.G.: "Well, looked just like him. He always scattered the villagers with his cold eyes..."
Tifa: "WEEEEE!!! He sounds cute!!!!"
[Tifa jumps up and down.]
W.G: "What's wrong with the girl?"
Cid/Barret: "It happens all the time."
W.G: "I'm glade I'm not you two guys."
Cid: "Wait 'til you see her when she's mad. It's scary..."
Barret: "Believe me you do not want to see that one woman when she's mad....And don't
you tell'em what she looks like. Nobody has to see that!"
[Cid shudders] [Cid gulps]
Cid: "God help me she's worse than Shera!!"
[Everyone in the shopping area hears this and scatters away from Tifa.]
[Cid backs away from the jumping Tifa.]
Barret: "Now look what you did you old fo'! You scared all of the customers away!!"
[Cid turns tiny]
Cid: "I sowwy..."
Barret: "Aw man am I'm the only one who hasn't turned in to a wimp yet?"
[Tifa stops jumping]
Tifa: "Did I miss anything?"
Barret: "Hmmm, lets see Cloud fell over, you starting jumping over some 500 year old guy,
and Cid turned tiny."
Tifa: "Niiiiiiicccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
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Will Cloud ever get out of the shock that his great great great great great great great great
great great great grand father is 500 years old!!? Will Cid ever return to normal size ever
again!!? And will Tifa ever get over the crush of Cloud's great great great great great great
great great great grand father!!?? Find out next time on----
The great great great great great Grand Masked Marauder!!
Please r&r
.....It's my very first fic and I just loooovveee humor. :D
