Welcome to my story,

See, it all started out when my cousin claimed that the word 'peanut' has everything to do with writing a good Kingdom Hearts fanfic, I say he's an idiot. But who knows, you might think differently. I doubt it, but anyway, this is what he had to say to me:

Notes: Yes, I actually did write this with my cousin, and these are the things we actually said.

Jimmy (my cousin): Taylor the way to write a great story is by getting the readers attention, now the word 'peanut' describes everything a reader wants to hear.

Taylor: What does the word 'peanut' have to do with Kingdom Hearts?

Jimmy: I'm just saying, if Riku and Sora fought with a peanut instead of a Keyblade it would be so much cooler, and even if they ate a bag of peanuts it would still be cool, but the coolest thing would be a Peanut-Vader

Taylor: What the hell is a Peanut-Vader?

Jimmy: An elevator shaped like a peanut, and you can eat it.

Taylor: ...But why a peanut?

Jimmy: Because it's a peanut, everyone loves peanuts: Peanuts with chocolate, Peanut-butter and jelly, and even just a regular peanut.

Taylor: That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Jimmy: Then you obviously don't understand the real concept of a peanut, here let me explain it for you.

Taylor: Wow this is gonna be a long day.

Jimmy: Now, the Peanut, arrived from Germany, back in the 1800's, when the pilgrims fought the giant chicken robots for world conquest. The robots used peanuts as weapons and they were so delicious that we enslaved the giant chicken robots to make the peanuts for all eternity. Thus the word and the peanut itself was born.

Taylor: Wow..

Jimmy: Amazing isn't it ,the things I've told you, I bet this is mind boggling for you this will change your life forever wont it?

Taylor: No, your just an idiot. Who loves peanuts.

Jimmy: Your still in denial but you will eventually come to your senses about the PEANUT!

Taylor: Ok, well I do think I learned something today:

1. You're a complete moron

2. This had nothing to do with Kingdom Hearts.

3. You wasted 10 minutes of my life, which I want back.

Congratulations, you all probably lost 10 I.Q. points after reading this, well I hope this inspired you all to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic of your own, but if not, oh well.